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Musical Instruments XI

Selected by Fisty Cymbals 14 May 2020 Shawm MarshSkiddySitar DhawanTankCheteshwar FujaraSkiddyOboe De VilliersShrekKepler Whistles (C)CrackerKumar Sanguitara (WK)KoreanWinston BanjomanKoreanLasith MarimbaTankRod McCurdy GurdyBirdshitDennis UkulilleeKoreanMuttiah MuralithereminTank12th Man: FluteboxKorean

Sweat Bands

New Merch! Due by the end of May in time for the sweatiest of months. Hair not included
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Farming XI

Poorly selected by Bambi 7 May 2020 Len MuttonFilthyGrain SmithBambiGraham GooseKoreanColin Mad CowdreysseaseKoreanWG GrazeFriendzoneAndy Plougher (WK) (C)FistyJustin HempHardonCattle Aucshaun TaitTamponRyan PesticidebottomBirdyDarren TroughOmegaShoaib TractorOmega12th Man: Barn DancellorFruity
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Shanghai Streets XI

Selected by Tank on April 30 Marwanhangdu AtapattuSkiddyJustin YongkanglangerTamponShaanxi AfridiBambiSaurav GangubeiKoreanEoin Morganshan Lu (C)FruitboxChadwick Waitan (WK)BambiBrendon JululuianKoreanWuzhongti RhodesOmegaAvenue Joffre ArcherBhenchodDennis YiliSwoopJasprit BundrahBhenchod12th Man: Bada Bao Bing LuShrek
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Stationery XI

Selected by Friendzone on April 23 2020 WG Graph Paper (C)TankMarkers TreskothickFistyInkjet RavalKoreanRahuler DravidBambiA3 DeVilliers (wk)FistyPen StokesSkiddyCameron White OutTankJason GillUSBSwoopErgonomic Chairminda VaasTamponKasigo RubberdaSkiddyIshant SharpenerBirdshit12th Man: Set Square RootBirdshit
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Fictional Character XI

As selected by Freddie Tampon Flash Gordon GreenidgeSwoopNick Knights who say NiBambiAlien Border (C)FistyBrian LaracroftTankCruella de VilliersDagsDarth Maul CollingwoodFilthyAdam and Eve Gilchrist (wk)FriendzoneMt T no BestFruitboxLady McGrathShrekSideshow Bob WillisFriendzoneThe Count of Monty PanesarTampon12th Man: Tango & CashiusBirdshit
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Male Genitalia XI

Selected by Shrek Scratching TendudescocksTamponJustin WangerNot BambiShivnarine ChanderballsBambiMarnus LabuschlongTampon/BirdieShaun BollocksTuckerAnal DonaldPapsWack a EunuchTamponBert Old Fella (wk)KoreanGlans McGrathWoodyMyCock HoldingShrekShort & Curly AmbroseBirdieSir Dick Cheese?
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Fish XI

Selected by Birdshit with almost zero effort on Thursday 2 April 2020 Justin AnglerTamponAndrew TroutsBambiChris Scale (C)Friend ZoneMegaladon BradmanTamponDouglas SardineGrinchIan Eely (WK)ShrekBrett EelSilver BulletShane PrawnWindyKieth TadpoleSwoopTerror TunaShrekWaqar 鱼nisBirdshit
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Where Are You?

Standby for our next major social engagement this coming Easter Friday. We're going Glocal again!
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Vege First XI

Selected carefully by Korean Sunil CassavaTamponAndrew SpoutsBambiVirat Broccoli (c)BirdieAravinda de SilverbeetKoreanNasser RomaineBirdieSir Garlic SobersTankKumar SangakarrotBambiAnil CucumbleBambiMalcolm MushroomTankMakhaya ZucchiniKoreanCurtleek YambroseKorean
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