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2012 Awards

As Presented amid copious glamour at Chiang Mai Restaurant on Friday 2 November 2012

  • Jessica Rabbit for I’m Not a Bunny Award
    Andy “Tank” Scott 
  • Al Capone Award for Tax Evasion
    Chris “Pam” Jennings
  • Patrick Swayze Award for Ruling the Dancefloor
    Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
  • Mother Theresa’s Nasty Award for Tightening Up
    Dean “Loose” Lapthorne
  • Jane Fonda Award for Overtraining
    Thisura “Dot” Wijepala
  • Lindsay Lohan Award for Repeat Offender
    Andrew “Pitstop” Yee
  • George Martin Award for Use of Tape
    Mal “Omega” Collins
  • Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
    Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva
  • Denny Crane Award for Ineffectual Figurehead
    Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
  • China Eastern Award for Punctuality
    Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
  • Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research
    Stephen “Tantric” Bradley
  • Mark Waugh Award for Letting Big Brother Win
    Aaron “Billy” D’Silva
  • Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year
    Jack “Dags” Sheppard
  • King Ludwig II Award for Protecting The Castle
    Mei “Sharapova” ChunHua
  • Fletcher Christian Award for Mutiny
    Richard “Parrot” Yates
  • Marty McFly Award for Hi Tech Footwear
    Miles “The Gear” Wilson
  • Mentos Award for Having a Better Use Than Intended Purpose
    Oli “Hustler” Wilson
  • Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
    Norman “Mouse” Lau
  • Alan Shepard Award for Splashdowns
    Adam “Post Op” Baker
  • Liberace Award for Going Over The Top
    Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins
  • Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher
    Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
  • John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
    Matt “Prick” Nettle
  • Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines
    Sameer “Paps” Jolly
  • Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
    Darren “Dazzler” Manning
  • Samson Award for Loss of Mojo
    Mike “Tubby” Hall
  • Quade Cooper Award for Choking
    John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
  • Michael Holding Award for Playing With a Broken Wing
    Nick “Chitty” Bangs
  • Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
    Sean “Korean” Malcon
  • George Lazenby Award for Stepping Aside
    Travis “Swoop” Weir
  • Michael Jackson Award for Performing Better with Family Present
    Glen “Growler” Rowell
  • Jayne Mansfield Award for Use of Breasts
    Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
  • Lance Armstrong Award for Suspected Roid Abuse
    Jimmy “Bugs” MacLeod
  • Jack Torrence Award for All Work and No Play
    Tim “Tiny” O’Connell
  • Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo Performance
    Tom “Latex” Ash
  • Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry
    Simon “Genghis” Pendergast
  • Elton John Award for Having Parties We’re Not Invited To
    Chris “Puberty” Douglas
  • Prince Harry/Kate Middleton Award for Losing His Clothes
    Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
  • Barney Gumble Award for Problem Drinking
    Oliver “Stats” Austin
  • John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage
    Paul “Woodstock” Howard
  • Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
    Ali “Mule” Mann
  • Nadia Comăneci Award for Gymnastic Performance
    Tony “Bada Bing” Finocchiaro
  • Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
    Adam “Spanner” O’Brien
  • Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns
    Mark “Shitshoes” Henwood
  • Lorenzo Dominic LaValle Award for Newcomer of the Year
    Jon “‘Og” Radford
  • Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
    Kevin “Cassius” Wright
  • Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
    Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
  • Julia Childs Award for Catering
    Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
  • Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
    Richard “Parrot” Yates
  • Mrs Doubtfire Award for Baby-Sitting
    Cristina “Mrs Cranky” Allwright
  • Geisha of the Year
    Jackie “Smoochie” Lindsen
  • Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
    Bashers Leisure
  • Leisure Bowler of the Year
    Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne
  • Leisure Batsman of the Year
    Adam “Post Op” Baker
  • Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
    Paul “Woodstock” Howard
  • Pleasure Bowler of the Year
    Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva
  • Pleasure Batsman of the Year
    Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
  • Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year
    Travis “Swoop” Weir
  • Business Fielder of the Year
    Jon “‘Og” Radford
  • Business Batsman of the Year
    Mike “Tubby” Hall
  • Business Bowler of the Year
    Nick “Chitty” Bangs
  • Captain’s Award for Player of the Year
    Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
  • President’s Award for Basher of the Year
    Tom “Latex” Ash
  • Bashers Legend
    Andy “Tank” Scott



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