2017 Awards

Presented at the Member’s End on Saturday 25 November.

• Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero
  Bashers T20 A
• Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Mei Collins Award for Best Player in Their Family
  Gary “Angel” Wright
• Where’s Wally Award for Going Missing in Action
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright
• Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year
  Mark “Silver Bullet” Kennedy
• Pushmi-Pullyu Award for Top and Tailing
  Aaron Feng “Warcry” Yu
• Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood
• Greg Louganis Award for Diving
  Gustav “Windy” Winkler
• Sam “Mayday” Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar
  William “Bhenchod” Griffin
• DNC Award for Leaking
  Tyron “Stroker” Olckers
• Stephen Paddock Award for Shooting his Load
  Sean “The Ambassador” Jolly
• Shamu the Whale Award for Excelling in an Artificial Environment
  Vignesh “Swiper” Viswanath
• Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly & Tristan “Rash” Edmondson
• Bernie Madoff Award for Financial Impropriety
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Montgomery Burns Award for Soft Bones
  Adam “Spanner” O‘Brien
• Steve Bannon Award for Leading Bashers Astray
  Norman “Mouse” Lau
• George Banks Award for Providing Employment for Our President
• Sean “The Korean” Malcon
  Yogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year
• Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill “I’m struggling to get my lady dick out.”
• Reverend Lovejoy Awardfor Dedication on Sundays
  Oliver “Tampon” Smith
• Lady Godiva Award for Inability to Dress Himself
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Kieth Richards Award for Superhuman Tolerance
  Pat “Messi” Wilkinson
• Andy DuFresne Award for Doing Time
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Winston Churchill Award for Best Speech
  Andrew “The Chancellor” Dewar
• Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
  Alastair “Square Root” Darby
• Ben Affleck Award for A Bad Bat
  Ben “Tucker” Avery
• Prince Charles Award for Understudy
  Tristan “Rash” Edmondson
• Sun Tzu Award for Coaching
  Mei “Sharapova” Chunhua
• John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
  Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  Ryan “Fluffer” McLeod
• Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi
  Adam “Juice” Woltanski
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
  Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
• Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Toyota Prius Award for Energy Efficiency
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Hawthorn Football Club Award for Missing Finals
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Marilyn Monroe Award for Photo of the Year
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year
  Rich “Nuts” Heslop
• Funk & Wagnalls Award for Word of the year
  Alex “Fruitbox” Brown “Shuiball”
• Buster Keaton Award for Performance Arts
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
  Alex “Fruitbox” Brown
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. Award for Newcomer of the Year
  William “Bhenchod” Griffin
• Geisha of the Year
  Garbo “Jandels” Henwood
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Alastair “Square Root” Darby
• Business Batter of the Year
  Gary “Angel” Wright
• Leisure Batter of the Year
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Leisure All-Rounder of the Year
  Alex “Fruitbox” Brown
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year
  Ryan “Fluffer” McLeod
• Pleasure Batter of the Year
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
  Ryan “Fluffer” McLeod
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton