Photographic Evidence of a T25 Trouncing
Sunday 11 October 2020
Bashers defeat Doggies. Ho hum.
Teams for the Corona Cup
Omega and Birdshit were sent off to play for the Nanjing Disco Ducks.
The 11-13 other Bashers were randomly assigned places in the two Bashers sides
How to Bake Hot Dog Buns
2020 has been the year of baking. Seems like everybody has been cranking out dodgy sourdoughs for their social media fans.
Musical Instruments XI
Selected by Fisty Cymbals 14 May 2020
Shawm MarshSkiddySitar DhawanTankCheteshwar FujaraSkiddyOboe De VilliersShrekKepler Whistles (C)CrackerKumar Sanguitara (WK)KoreanWinston BanjomanKoreanLasith MarimbaTankRod McCurdy GurdyBirdshitDennis UkulilleeKoreanMuttiah MuralithereminTank12th Man: FluteboxKorean
Due by the end of May in time for the sweatiest of months.
Hair not included
Poorly selected by Bambi 7 May 2020
Len MuttonFilthyGrain SmithBambiGraham GooseKoreanColin Mad CowdreysseaseKoreanWG GrazeFriendzoneAndy Plougher (WK) (C)FistyJustin HempHardonCattle Aucshaun TaitTamponRyan PesticidebottomBirdyDarren TroughOmegaShoaib TractorOmega12th Man: Barn DancellorFruity
Shanghai Streets XI
Selected by Tank on April 30
Marwanhangdu AtapattuSkiddyJustin YongkanglangerTamponShaanxi AfridiBambiSaurav GangubeiKoreanEoin Morganshan Lu (C)FruitboxChadwick Waitan (WK)BambiBrendon JululuianKoreanWuzhongti RhodesOmegaAvenue Joffre ArcherBhenchodDennis YiliSwoopJasprit BundrahBhenchod12th Man: Bada Bao Bing LuShrek
Selected by Friendzone on April 23 2020
WG Graph Paper (C)TankMarkers TreskothickFistyInkjet RavalKoreanRahuler DravidBambiA3 DeVilliers (wk)FistyPen StokesSkiddyCameron White OutTankJason GillUSBSwoopErgonomic Chairminda VaasTamponKasigo RubberdaSkiddyIshant SharpenerBirdshit12th Man: Set Square RootBirdshit
Fictional Character XI
As selected by Freddie Tampon
Flash Gordon GreenidgeSwoopNick Knights who say NiBambiAlien Border (C)FistyBrian LaracroftTankCruella de VilliersDagsDarth Maul CollingwoodFilthyAdam and Eve Gilchrist (wk)FriendzoneMt T no BestFruitboxLady McGrathShrekSideshow Bob WillisFriendzoneThe Count of Monty PanesarTampon12th Man: Tango & CashiusBirdshit
Male Genitalia XI
Selected by Shrek
Scratching TendudescocksTamponJustin WangerNot BambiShivnarine ChanderballsBambiMarnus LabuschlongTampon/BirdieShaun BollocksTuckerAnal DonaldPapsWack a EunuchTamponBert Old Fella (wk)KoreanGlans McGrathWoodyMyCock HoldingShrekShort & Curly AmbroseBirdieSir Dick Cheese?