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2008 Awards

As given out over curry and beer at Delhi Zaike on Friday, 28 November 2008.

  • Denny Crane Award – For Most Ineffectual Figurehead:
    President Mal “Omega” Collins
  • Kublai Khan Award – For Empire Building:
    Paul “Terror” Turner
  • Roger Federer Award – For Best Return Of email:
    Geoff “Slab” Howe
  • Elton John Award – For Throwing Parties We Don’t Get Invited To:
    Evan “Divinyl” Golbach
  • Evil Kneivel Award – For Best Use of Safety Equipment:
    Justyn “Scooby” Field
  • Lance Armstrong Award – For Shitiest Break:
    Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
  • Fred Dagg Award – For Most Perverse Use Of Footwear:
    Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
  • Captain Cook Award – Most Miles Travelled:
    Sameer “Papsmear” Jolly
  • Jimmy Page Award – For Solo Performance:
    Ed “Don Juan” Owen
  • Greg Louganis Award – For Jumping In At The Deep End:
    Sunny “KC” Sahi
  • Joe Lieberman Award – For Scoring Most Runs Against the Bashers:
    Andy “Tank” Scott
  • Ashwarya Rai Award – For Best New Actress:
    Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
  • Simba The Lion Award – For Loyalty:
    John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
  • Harry Houdini Award – For Most Missed Fines:
    Zeb “Camel” Khan
  • Joan Rivers Award – For Fashion Critic of the Year:
    Deano “Lucy” Lapthorne
  • Hugh Hefner Award – For Contribution To Porn Industry:
    Thomas “The Professor” Christiansen
  • Fidel Castro Award – For Most Upsetting The Anti-Basher:
    Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
  • Rosa Parks Award – For Bus Tourist of the Year:
    Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
  • Nadia Comaneci Award – For Best Gymnastic Performance:
    Paul “Woodstock” Howard
  • King Ludwig II Award – For Protecting His Castle:
    Luke “Turtle” Benbow
  • Bobby Ewing Award – Most Miraculous Recovery:
    Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
  • Captain Edward Smith Award – For Titanic Captaincy:
    Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
  • Usain Bolt Award – For Best Victory Celebration:
    Oliver “Stats” Austin
  • Giorgio Armani Award – For Best Dressed:
    Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
  • Bart Simpson Award – For Sledge of the Year:
    Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
  • League Fielder Of The Year:
    Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
  • Twenty20 Batsman of the Year:
    Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
  • League Bowler of the Year:
    Sameer “Paps” Jolly
  • Twenty20 Bowler of the Year:
    Paul “Woodstock” Howard
  • League Batsman of the Year:
    Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
  • Qin Shi Huang Award – Twenty20 Fielder Of The Year:
    Andre “Chopper” DeLarue
  • Captain’s Award – Player Of The Year:
    Oliver “Stats” Austin
  • President’s Award – Basher Of The Year:
    Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne



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