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2019 Awards

Presented in a bunker at Cages on Saturday 23 November 2019

  • Jeeves & Wooster Award for Cocktails
    361 Steven “a l’orange” Proud
  • China Eastern Award for Punctuality
    352 Alastair “Natural” Calotier
  • Caitlin Jenner Award for Switching
    281 Mehmood “Bam Bam” Afridi
  • Cassius Clay Award for Stylish Boxing
    366 Mengyao “Glitter” Sun
  • Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon
    373 Santosh “The Grinch” Sequeira
  • Bill Lawry Award for Best TV Personality
    356 Shane “Brad Donman” Wilson
  • Julia Childs Award for Catering
    5 Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
  • Peggy Bundy Award for Geisha of the Year
    371 Ash “Clam” Farr
  • Gary Kasparov Award for Strategising
    342 Phillip “Cracker” Williams
  • Jane Fonda Award for Fitness
    304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
  • Nigerian Prince Award for Laundering
    367 Sarath “U-Turn” Ariyapperuma
  • Ashley Madison Award for Matchmaking
    36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly
  • Pavel Chekov Award for Navigation
    356 Shane “Friend Zone” Wilson
  • Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing
    369 James “Focus” Higgins
  • Elton John Award for Having Parties We’re Not Invited to
    60 Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
  • Spinal Tap Award for Excellence in Roadie Craft
    6 Mal “Omega” Collins
  • Alfred Hitchcock Award for Cameo of the Year
    238 Alastair “Square Root” Darby
  • Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
    363 Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
  • Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
    292 Vignesh “Swiper” Viswanath
  • Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
    304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
  • Bill Gates Award for Information Technology
    327 Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali
  • Milton Friedman Award for Statistic of the Year
    319 Ravi “Fake News” Singh
  • Vince Vaughn Award for Dodgeball
    313 Chris “Stingray” Garrick
  • Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
    318 Julian “Sensation” Wilson
  • Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
    349 Akeem “Hindenburg” Marshall
  • May Wirth Award for Esky Riding
    222 Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
  • John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With an Injured Appendage
    307 Rich “Nuts” Heslop
  • Marie Kondo Award for Packing
    253 Oliver “Tampon” Smith
  • Wilt Chamberlain Award for Pulling
    334 Imran “Hasina” Chowdhury
  • Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch
    297 Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
  • Eliud Kipchoge Award for Power Walking
    6 Mal “Omega” Collins
  • Jim Jones Award for Recruiting
    343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj
  • Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor Award for Newcomer of the Year
    370 Shashankk “Lambshank” Maganahalli
  • Moby Dick Award for Catch of the Year
    343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj
  • Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
    360 Saran “Suka” Kalyan
  • Guglielmo Marconi Award for Communications
    207 Alex “Fruitbox” Brown
  • Yogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year
    152 Sean “The Korean” Malcon
  • Georges Méliès Award for Cinematography
    295 Gustav “Windy” Winkler
  • George RR Martin Award for Not Rushing a Masterpiece
    319 Ravi “Fake News” Singh
  • Al Bundy Award for Use of Hands
    196 Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI“ Collins
  • Greta Thunberg Award for Conservation
    238 Alastair “Square Root” Darby
  • Kieth Richards Award for Substance Abuse
    282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
  • Pleasure All Rounder of the Year
    282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
  • Pleasure Bowler of the Year
    36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly
  • Pleasure Batter of the Year
    342 Phillip “Cracker” Williams
  • Business Fielder of the Year
    343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj
  • Business Bowler of the Year
    360 Saran “Suka” Kalyan
  • Business Batter of the Year
    318 Julian “Sensation” Wilson
  • Leisure Batter of the Year
    304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
  • Leisure Bowler of the Year
    327 Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali
  • Leisure All Rounder of the Year
    6 Mal “Omega” Collins
  • Skippers Award for Player of the Year
    282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
  • Presidents Award for Basher of the Year
    36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly
  • Bashers Legend
    152 Sean “The Korean” Malcon
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