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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short

By Focus

Sunday morning was hot and sticky following overnight rain, and Bashers Leisure found themselves on the wrong end of the result, losing by just 3 wickets to Daredevils B in a contest that had everything—except the result they wanted.
Things started to turn sour as early as Saturday evening. Having had the unlikely riches of 12 players, both Juggler and Gu Ailing cried off. Juggler realised he would have to retire at 25 and wouldn’t be able to bowl, so he pulled out. Most of the Leisure team were a little taken aback by this, as we were only playing 20 overs—surely not enough time for Juggler to score 25, even if he did open. Gu Ailing, meanwhile, couldn’t get back to Shanghai in time for the match. To compound the problem, Nasty failed to show and wasn’t answering his phone.
So, despite best efforts, we were only able to muster 9 players to start the game. On a positive note, the game marked another debut—welcome Magnet! More about that later.

The Innings: Scratchy, Spirited, and Slightly Surreal
Korean lost the toss and Daredevils invited Bashers to bat first. We compiled a scratchy but competitive 114 for 8 from 19.3 overs—mostly thanks to a top score of 25 from Yeti (forced to retire) and Extras generously contributing 24. Paps had confidently predicted that 160 would be more than enough to defend—and he was probably right!
With the feeling we were 20–30 runs short, a spirited bowling and fielding effort was always going to be required. In the end, Daredevils held their nerve and reached the required target with 8 balls to spare, finishing on 117 for 7.

Stuttering Start, Mid-Innings Mystery
The Bashers’ innings began with promise but regular wickets and the fact that we only had 9 players really limited any chance to accelerate.
Cracker (14 off 22) failed to convert his start. Magnet, on debut, contributed a brief 2 before departing, while Fling (6 off 17) produced a knock more suited to a five-day match.
The middle order provided some resistance, with Mr Tickle (17 off 21) and Korean (15 off 18) working hard to stabilise the innings. But the real spark came from Yeti, whose fluent 25 off 19 added much-needed momentum before being forced to retire as a registered D1 batter. With only 9 players, he couldn’t return—and that was that.
But we can’t leave Yeti’s innings there. When he arrived at the ground, he was accompanied by an entire film crew—unclear whether one of them was his fluffer. The crew tried desperately to capture some hardcore action, but there wasn’t much on display. One cameraman, eager for the perfect angle, lay down on the field of play within 10 feet of the batsman. Fielders and umpire were… unimpressed. That didn’t deter Yeti, who then strapped on a GoPro for the full POV experience. Pure cinema.
Focus chipped in with a handy 9 before becoming one of three late wickets that stifled a final-over flourish. The standout number? Extras, who once again played a starring role.

Tight Lines and Big Moments
Before taking the field, Yeti managed to draft in a stand-in fielder—enter Cheerful, another debutant, who fielded magnificently and brought us up to 10 men. Huge thanks, sir.
With only 114 to defend, Bashers knew they’d need an inspired bowling performance. And to their credit, they very nearly delivered one.
Had the catches that went to hand actually stayed in hand—particularly those that slipped through Focus’s—things might have turned out differently.
Focus, who before the innings gave a rousing speech about avoiding extras, promptly opened the bowling… with a wide so large that Korean needed go-go-gadget arms to stop it. Focus maintains that being asked to open completely disrupted his usual warm-up ritual. Paps took the second over, and both bowled out their full four.
After 8 overs, Daredevils were 31/1—still needing 84 off the remaining 12. Bashers were in the game.
Yeti produced another standout spell, taking 2 for 19. Mr Tickle flirted with history by taking two wickets in two balls, but alas, the hat-trick wasn’t to be. He still finished with two wickets and 2 overs in the bank for the death.
Despite that early wide, Bashers were remarkably un-Basher-like for the rest of the innings: just 8 extras conceded (joint 6th top scorer). A quick review of the season shows extras contributing 50, 39, 29 and 35 in previous matches—often as top scorer. So, 8 is a record we may never see again!

The Fielding: Mixed Bag of Brilliance and Buffoonery
Our fielding performance was peak Bashers: a few blinders, several dropped dollies, and moments of inspired chaos.
Focus dropped two catches off consecutive deliveries and nearly made it three—only for the ball to stick on a second attempt. Magnet, however, was giving a catching masterclass at long off. Magnet by name, magnet by superpower.
And then there was Fling.
Korean, ever generous (and possibly delusional), allowed bowlers to set their own fields. Fling responded by placing five of his eight available fielders randomly on the off side… then bowling down the leg. Cunning? Perhaps. Effective? Not really—22 runs later, Korean ended the experiment.

The Final Stretch
Despite a disciplined display in the field, Bashers couldn’t quite hold back the tide. A well-timed knock from Nikhil Chandra (33) and some lower-order resistance from Adarsh Lobo (12 off 8) saw Daredevils home with eight balls to spare.
Another narrow loss. Another game of what ifs.

Looking Ahead
There are positives. The bowling was tight, the fielding was brave (if occasionally slapstick), and there were flashes of batting quality.
If we can field a full XI, take our catches, and prevent Fling from designing his own tactical blueprints, this team looks more than capable of turning narrow defeats into wins.
Up the Bashers.

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