Bashers Cricket Club

Business, Pleasure, Leisure

  1. Loose Unit

    Leisure DIV 3, the lost boys of the SCC!

    Open Letter to SCC & Anyone else who wants to read.

    Dear Masters of Cricket in Shanghai [Not Masters of the Universe as He-Man is a sacred figure who's name I shall never take in vain]

    When are we, the fine folk of Div 3 [AKA Leisure/The Leisure/The Leisure Suits/Leisure's Looseness/Gary Glitter's Glit Glit Band] getting another bowl?

    We’s be ready, foaming at the mouth ready to bowl some beamers at your skull!

    Kisses & yours in the pursuit of the endless happy hour in the sky.

    L.L.Looseness the First.

    1. Leisure
    2. SCC
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  2. Tank

    Pleasure Squad for Sunday

    Here’s the team for Sunday. Please let me know if you’re going straight to the ground.

    1. Tank
    2. Woodstock
    3. Rock
    4. Badabing
    5. Dazzler
    6. Swoop
    7. Golden Shears
    8. Swahili
    9. Pothole
    10. Pit Stop
    11. Long Dong
    12. Groove Rider
    13. Loose

    Meeting at the Camel at 11. Bus departs at 11:30 sharp! We’re sharing the transportation with the opposition so make sure to eat a lot of beans the night before.

    1. Pleasure
    2. Selection
    3. 11
  3. Filthy

    Training Thursday

    19 August 20106:00 pm to 8:00 pm

    Pleasure have a must win game this Sunday so let’s give them a hand at nets.

    123 Yanping Road, San He Hua Yuan Tennis Courts.

    Attendance confirmation and ETA if possible.

    (It’s boring practising by myself for twenty minutes)

    CC Filth

    1. Calendar
    2. Training
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  4. Stats

    Lumberjack Report – Business vs Pudong

    A faultless display from the Bashers Business Boys sees us regain the top-spot in Division 1 with just one game remaining, with a performance that saw us gain full bowling and batting points.
    In a game of many firsts, it should be noted that:
    - No one was late for the bus
    - The Driver did not get lost on the way to the ground
    - The Skipper did not lose the toss
    - No one bowled a wide
    - No one dropped a catch
    - Nobody got bowled
    - And most amazingly – Sinbad did not throw his toys or complain about batting number 11…

    You get the general idea…
    Unfortunately Pudong pulled out of the game on Saturday evening as they had seen the strength of the Bashers XI due to face them (courtesy of this fine website) and only 5 volunteers were prepared to face the heat of a near full strength squad in the mild 36 degree humidity.

    On the plus side – the Bashers roll continues – 5 victories in a row – and a good result against the Doggies in September will see us in the Finals.

    1. Business
    2. Report
    3. 5
  5. Filthy

    Pleasure vs DPR Hot Dogs

    22 August 20102:05 pm to 6:05 pm
    1. Calendar
    2. Pleasure
    3. Selection
    4. 8
  6. "Pot Hole"

    Pleasure v Devils Report: “Lets Do It For Bug’s”

    On a hot summer’s morning the Pleasure squad began to arrive at the Camel, a win over the Devils would put us in a good position for 2nd place in the league.

    In the absence of “Bugs” the debut captain for the day was the “Young American” better known as “Tank”, as he walked into the bar there was a gasp amongst the players as he looked so young to take on this responsibility…..then we realized it was only EJ !!!

    As normal practice getting to the SRFC proved to be difficult, even more so this week as there was no coach! In true Bashers style there was no panic, with Swahili and Golden Shears seizing the opportunity to order another round of beers…..Super Ninja to the rescue!!

    (more…)

    1. Pleasure
    2. Report
    3. 3
  7. Stats

    Bashers Business Boys vs Pudong

    Afternoon Gents,

    Apologies for the delay in getting back to you – been running around like a blue arsed fly today.
    Team announcement for the big game against Pudong on Sunday:

    1. Ollie ‘Stats’ Austin
    2. Phil ‘Filthy’ Mildenhall
    3. Hadleigh ‘Sir Dick’ Churchill
    4. Denzyl ‘Cranky’ Allwright
    5. Sameer ‘Paps’ Jolly
    6. Darren ‘Dazzler’ Manning
    7. Nigel ‘Campo’ Shroff
    8. Dave ‘Oscar’ Rosenthal
    9. John ‘Inquisition’ Lepagniol
    10. Kaylan ‘The Whinger’ DSilva
    11. Dave ‘Weiner’ McGuigan

    Big game – need to go large on the points scored.
    It is a 12:15 game at the SRFC – as such we will be meeting at the Camel at 10:00 sharp for a 10:15 departure.
    This will allow us to get lost and still have time to warm up.
    The pre-match focus before the last game was spot-on and translated into a very effective performance, with bat, ball and just as importantly in the field. Lets do it again.

    As usual – any nice comments - call me on 1376 137 0255.
    And if anyone wants to complain or whinge – call Denzyl.

    1. Business
    2. Selection
    3. 4
  8. Cranky

    BBQ at Cranky’s TOMMOROW 14th August

    There is a BBQ at my house tommorow for all those who wish to come. Music,beer,sun will be in plenty supply.

    Please sms me if you are interested.

    Start time : around 2pm

    see you there Cranky

    1. Social
    2. 6
  9. Sir Dick

    Bashers Bus pub crawl

    20 August 20107:00 pm to 11:59 pm

    Put it in your diaries FRIDAY AUGUST 20.

    You don’t need to to know any more than where to be at the start. Leave the rest up to your trusty Social Director and Club Captain.

    Start at the Camel at 7pm. Then unwind as Filthy’s magical  filthy mystery bus tour unwinds through the streets of Puxi.

    1. Calendar
    2. Social
    3. 29
  10. Sir Dick

    Million Tree Quiz

    2 September 20107:30 pm to 10:30 pm

    Thursday September 2nd @ the Camel – kick off at 7:30 sharp.

    Hosted by Wood ‘radio voice’ stock.

    We’ve had a long hiatus from the mental trauma of the quizzes, So it time to shake off the brain dust and  get ready for the greenest Quiz yet.

    1. Calendar
    2. Quiz
    3. Social
    4. 15