Shanghai Cricket Club
Philippines Sixes 2023
It's on like oil on midgets!
Date will be confirmed real soon. Start making plans.
The Bashers haven't been able to tour for a long long time so you should all be ready now and they really want us back.
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"
Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- birdshit "5 Birdy 2XL"
The Korean "152 Korean XL"- Paps "36 paps L + need a kido size A.Jolly if possible"
Tank "58 Tank M"
Cracker "342 Cracker (XL) 500 Batman (XXXL) Snuggles would like one if we can do a ladies' cut"- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
- Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"
- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"
Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Poppy
- The Korean "Terrible news. Amazing competitor on the field, but always in the right spirit. Absolute stand up bloke."
- Tank "Rest in peace Poppy. A Bashers through and through. Always good for a laugh on (with his biting sledging), and off (during fines). Gone too soon."
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Recent Sledging
K
Believe me, the feeling that a man who doesn't speak good English can speak freely at this moment is very exciting to him, like a mute being equipped with a microphone that can make instant sound. Maybe in the Warcry's lumberjack the total number of words will exceed he has spoken in his career as bashers, quantity like the exaggeration of the word K that bashers uses in a WeChat group in a year
Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
'Twas early morn, not yet past six,but the cervine one was ready to eclipse.
In runs scored, in kunt rate measured,He'd eclipse those in Business, and in Leisure.
Satan’s arse it’s hot
Lumberjack for Leisure v Dirty Dogs July 2
I’ve just remembered through the haze that Fling whispered seductively in my ear while standing at slip “Would you do me the honor of writing the lumberjack?”
2023 Tour Shirt
ORDERS CLOSED!
After way too many hours drawing way too much detail, we are proud to offer the 2023 Tour Shirt, with a cricket theme!
Poppy
We have lost one of our own.
CCXII Steve "Poppy" Field has passed and we miss him.
We will not lose our memories of his time with us though. Share yours in the comments below.
Leisure v Devils May 21st
Fisty Sparkles
From the diary of Fisty ‘Ray Davies’ Sparkles - penned on Sunday 21st May at 12.13am
Leisure v Devils May 7
Was it Talk Like a Pirate Day? No, that is in September. Whatever the motivation, the skipper inspired an unusually punctual and cheerful team to arrive and the rain did stay away. It was an unseasonably pleasant temperature too and everyone seemed in a good mood - Omega even managed to get to the ground without abusing the Didi driver for the first time this year.
Letters to the Editor – A Leisure Lumberjack
Attn: Logistics Dept,
Please buy a new alarm clock for your courier Half Nelson.
Also, a new pair of pants, The thought of him sleeping with nothing on downstairs has ruined my breakfast.
No April Fool’s japes for Business
For the first game of the new season, Business played the Hotdogs on the new near pitch at the Rugby Camp. The game began at 2:20 in reasonable conditions for early April. It was great to welcome back Revelations (Basher No.343) and Iforgot (Basher No.347) after an absence of a couple of years. Fiddy Cent and Traction were making their debuts for Business, having earlier played their first game for Leisure.
Karma is a bitch called Leisure
Lumberjack #1 - Leisure Vs Hot Dogs 2nd April 2023
Shaking off months of anticipation, and some cloudy heads from Saturday tourist welcome drinks at Bamboo and Indian Kitchen, the Leisure team assembled at the SCSC from 10:45 am to a cloudy sky and the 8am game finishing 30 minutes early.Kits retrieved - a casual stroll to the Marquee of Dreams to suit up and warm up.
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