Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
The Ballad of Roland Heath
39, early SeptemberThe call was out, history remembersEach Munkton man was a contenderExcepting one with his disfigured member
Catch of the year poll
Too many nominations so we’re putting it to the people
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Vote for 2020 catch of the year
Skiddy “full” length ricochet off Pope (17%, 1 Votes)
Birdy 1½ handed at gully/point (33%, 2 Votes)
Fake News (0%, 0 Votes)
Suka at cow (17%, 1 Votes)
Demi fourth time lucky (33%, 2 Votes)
Pope down leg (0%, 0 Votes)
Omega’s many many drops (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 6
Loading ...Photographic Evidence of a T25 Trouncing
Sunday 11 October 2020
Bashers defeat Doggies. Ho hum.
403
25 over game Vs Daredevils 8am Sunday 20th September
Part 2 of Season Covid 2020 begins next Sunday at the SCSC
The cost to play these games is RMB 225 per player
What do the Bashers do now? How to end Season 2020
The SCC want to know what you all want to do for the rest of the season. That's a little hippie, but we like many things hippies do for fun.
Teams for the Corona Cup
Omega and Birdshit were sent off to play for the Nanjing Disco Ducks.
The 11-13 other Bashers were randomly assigned places in the two Bashers sides
A Little Loose In The Field – Bashers vs Hot Dogs B – 2nd August 2020
A little loose in the field, one wicket for Juggler and three for Focus @4 from a very tidy spell the highlights. A disappointed GOM had a dropped catch and a missed stumping in his 2 overs for 21. A nervous Skipper hoping that these incidents would not cost them this critical match.
The Return of the Prodiball Son – Bashers VS Dulwich 26th July 2020
He's back!
Having driven for five hours then travelled by train for seven and a half, Fisty Cymbals returned to the Basher homeland ready for some long overdue cricketing action. After a nervous Saturday waiting to see if the weather gods would be kind, all was confirmed and the XI rolled up by various means of transport to SCSC on the Sunday morning ready to smash the Dulwich kids.
How to Bake Hot Dog Buns
2020 has been the year of baking. Seems like everybody has been cranking out dodgy sourdoughs for their social media fans.
Super Over
Bashers Unbeaten after historical super over v Dulwich.
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