Shanghai Cricket ClubAshes with the Bashers
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 5 December
Saturday 13 June
Bashers Ashes June 2026
Basher on Bashers, mate against mate, warm beers on a moderately warm afternoon with an overcast sky... Welcome drinks on Friday, 11 UK Bashers against 11 Visitors T20 on the Saturday, Long lunch on the Sunday.
Teams for the Corona Cup
Omega and Birdshit were sent off to play for the Nanjing Disco Ducks.
The 11-13 other Bashers were randomly assigned places in the two Bashers sides
A Little Loose In The Field – Bashers vs Hot Dogs B – 2nd August 2020
A little loose in the field, one wicket for Juggler and three for Focus @4 from a very tidy spell the highlights. A disappointed GOM had a dropped catch and a missed stumping in his 2 overs for 21. A nervous Skipper hoping that these incidents would not cost them this critical match.
The Return of the Prodiball Son – Bashers VS Dulwich 26th July 2020
He's back!
Having driven for five hours then travelled by train for seven and a half, Fisty Cymbals returned to the Basher homeland ready for some long overdue cricketing action. After a nervous Saturday waiting to see if the weather gods would be kind, all was confirmed and the XI rolled up by various means of transport to SCSC on the Sunday morning ready to smash the Dulwich kids.
How to Bake Hot Dog Buns
2020 has been the year of baking. Seems like everybody has been cranking out dodgy sourdoughs for their social media fans.
Super Over
Bashers Unbeaten after historical super over v Dulwich.
Musical Instruments XI
Selected by Fisty Cymbals 14 May 2020
Shawm MarshSkiddySitar DhawanTankCheteshwar FujaraSkiddyOboe De VilliersShrekKepler Whistles (C)CrackerKumar Sanguitara (WK)KoreanWinston BanjomanKoreanLasith MarimbaTankRod McCurdy GurdyBirdshitDennis UkulilleeKoreanMuttiah MuralithereminTank12th Man: FluteboxKorean
Sweat Bands
New Merch!
Due by the end of May in time for the sweatiest of months.
Hair not included
Farming XI
Poorly selected by Bambi 7 May 2020
Len MuttonFilthyGrain SmithBambiGraham GooseKoreanColin Mad CowdreysseaseKoreanWG GrazeFriendzoneAndy Plougher (WK) (C)FistyJustin HempHardonCattle Aucshaun TaitTamponRyan PesticidebottomBirdyDarren TroughOmegaShoaib TractorOmega12th Man: Barn DancellorFruity
Shanghai Streets XI
Selected by Tank on April 30
Marwanhangdu AtapattuSkiddyJustin YongkanglangerTamponShaanxi AfridiBambiSaurav GangubeiKoreanEoin Morganshan Lu (C)FruitboxChadwick Waitan (WK)BambiBrendon JululuianKoreanWuzhongti RhodesOmegaAvenue Joffre ArcherBhenchodDennis YiliSwoopJasprit BundrahBhenchod12th Man: Bada Bao Bing LuShrek
Stationery XI
Selected by Friendzone on April 23 2020
WG Graph Paper (C)TankMarkers TreskothickFistyInkjet RavalKoreanRahuler DravidBambiA3 DeVilliers (wk)FistyPen StokesSkiddyCameron White OutTankJason GillUSBSwoopErgonomic Chairminda VaasTamponKasigo RubberdaSkiddyIshant SharpenerBirdshit12th Man: Set Square RootBirdshit
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