Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
2019 Philippines Sixes – Statistical Analysis
Friday 15 November by Omega
Manilla Sixes 2019 Lumberjack part 1 - Friday. Paps, Bambi and Fakey get red eye flight and nothing interesting happens other than spotting a Skiddy impersonator.
2020 Committee Nominations
The positions and core roles are in this document (roles) and summarized below:
The AGM is just a few days away and we need nominees for
Bashers Leisure Vs Cheetahs 18th August 2019 by Scoopy Tabloids
Bashers Leisure Vs Cheetahs 18th August 2019
Semi Final Playoff Match, SCSC Near, 8.30am
T20 Comp 2019
We are nearly at the end of our regular season but there is more cricket to come in 2019.
From 20th October to 24th of November there will be a 20-over competition on Sundays.
2019 RWC Shirts
Just in time for the Rugby World Cup in Japan we present a limited time offer.
IMPORTANT: SIZE CHART HAS BEEN UPDATED Please double check.
2019 RWC Sweepstakes
100 per entry (gets you a top 10 team and a minnow)
Classification will be decided based on World Rugby Rankings as at September 1.
Bashers v. Charmtheirowncocksoff Cheataaahs by Hardon
WHAT: Bashers v. Cheaters WHEN: Recently/the other day WHO: …Um, I’m gonna say Chirag? WHERE: Up ya bum WHY: because we’re kunts
7/28 Business v Devils: Another day, another game..!
Build up to the match started very early in the week with Tango and Korean looking for eligible Bashers to volunteer themselves to be available for the D1 game with 1 suspended player for the match-Suka trying his best to revoke the suspension.
A Leisure v Devils Lumberjack – But not the one you’ve been waiting for.
The Leisurists arrived at Wellington in dribs and drabs greeted by a damp, heavy outfield and a scattering of devils laying out the boundary rope with little apparent enthusiasm.
LEISVRE Vs HOTDOGS WE WON II TIMES MORE THAN THE TEAM WHO WAS GIVEN THE WORLD CVP VII.XIV.MMXIX
THE LEISVRE VII MET NICE AND EARLY AT CAGES FOR A VII.XXX BVS DEPARTVRE.
WITH CCCXXVII & CCCLXXIII GOING DIRECT, CCXIX AND CCCXXVI M.I.A. THE CALL WAS MADE BY CAPT CCCIV TO BVGGER OFF WITHOUT THEM.
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