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In case you’re not familiar with rugby numbers here’s a primer along with some cricketing roles which might best match up with them.
First to arrive at the after-match function and last to leave (unless escorted out). Should be at least a 2XL. Opening bat.
Fairly self explanatory. Wicket keeper, hits only to the on side.
Spends a lot of time at the gym. Still basically circular in shape. Carefully watching the esky.
Tall timber. Likes reaching between other blokes legs. Fast bowler.
See above. Surprisingly smarter than he looks. Bats with windmill action, bowls almost exclusively No-Balls.
Toughest bastard on the field. If he ran into a Shanghai Taxi, the taxi would sustain more damage. 6 and out.
Filthy thief. Always seems to be there. Fields at silly mid on, also in the covers.
Likes to push from behind. Allrounder.
Smallest on the park. Never shuts up. First slip.
Runs, Passes, Kicks, possibly the best looking, gets all the girls. Bats first drop, bowls the super over.
Fast (think Forrest Gump). Fields on the boundary.
Runs straight at other blokes. Sometimes shoulders wider than he is tall. Brings on the drinks.
Organises the defence. Good at finding gaps. Good batting partner.
Runs in straight lines and circles. Quick twos and threes.
Last line of defence. Bats 11.
Not an enviable situation to be in. Bowls into the wind.
Probably scrums both sides so both ears are mush. Physically very stable but mentally unpredictable. Golden duck or a quick 20.
Solid bugger. Keeps hitting it straight to the same fielder.
Probably missing a few teeth. Runs in from the boundary.
Not to be trusted to look after your keys or wallet. Good for an occasional wicket off a shit ball.
Just when you thought you’d gotten rid of the most annoying prick along comes this little arsehole. Wants to bat higher up the order.
A lot of fans are sure he’s better than the guy starting. Leg spinner, bats at the death.
Scared of the big ugly guys. Reserve fielder.
Take your pick