Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
2019 Committee Nominations
The AGM is just over 2 weeks away and we need nominees for next year's committee.
The positions and core roles are in this document ( roles ) and summarised below:
It’s the Final Lumberjack da da da der, da da da da derrrr
Forget the result…..in the end it was great day out enjoyed by everyone with a large turnout of Bashers supporters, a final played in a great spirit, bathed in glorious sunshine and a Basher’s moment for the ages, courtesy of Hardon; and let’s not forget the conception of a new media empire and the birth of a sports anchor, Ali ‘Fruitbox’ Brown.
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori: Pleasure vs Pudong D2 Semi-Final
The Bashers D2 (aka the Pleasure Machine, aka Pain for Pleasure, aka Welcome to the Pleasure-dome, ad nauseum, ad infinitum), reach 7/129 to defeat Pudong Power D2 (10/128), to secure a controversial second successive appearance in the D2 final (after Pudong were unlucky to not receive 20 plumb LBW decisions).
Bashers TV: Finals Week
Ali “Fruitbox” Browns fashion guide for the big day
http://basherscc.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/C632AD4B-1E3B-4E42-B28D-8ABB25779A62.mp4
SCC T20
This year's T20 tournament will run from Oct. 14 through Nov. 11.
If you're keen, get signed up below!
A Wet day for the doggies at Wellington – Sunday 12th August, 2018 (Pleasure Vs Hot dogs)
The day started out quite decent as it was overcast and not much sun to bother the Bashers as they anticipated another D2 victory. However, unaware to us, the weather had other plans to spoil the thoughts of many. With a stacked team, the bashers set off the cages to round up the cooler and ready the gear to ensure an early departure from cages.
Howdy Pardner! A Couples Guide to Dominating Dem Doity Dawgies
Howdy Pardner!
A Couples Guide to Dominating Dem Doity Dawgies
By Dr Fisty
Last weekend the Leisure lads were ejaculated into a major semi.
Business vs Daredevils CC. 18th March
Bashers,
Defying the doom and gloom of the weather forecasters, Business came together for their first fixture of the season against defending champions Daredevils. Preparations had been hampered by an on-going injury crisis. However, suitable replacements were found in the form of Schlost (Bashers Debutant chomping at the bit) and Windy (After a lengthy goal post related injury, was keen to show his form to the selectors).
Bashers Leisure vs Poodong 4th August 2018
Bashers Leisure vs Pudong v.2
Bashers 3rd string locked koks with Pudong for the 2nd time in 2 weeks. Hot.
Moist Eggplants – An Emoji Rant
Bashers ⚒🏏🎪 Cast of Characters:
Bhenchod 🏰👭🌮🍆
Giraffe 🦒🍆
Fisty Cymbals✊🍩🙉
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