Shanghai Cricket ClubAshes with the Bashers
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 5 December
Saturday 13 June
Bashers Ashes June 2026
Basher on Bashers, mate against mate, warm beers on a moderately warm afternoon with an overcast sky... Welcome drinks on Friday, 11 UK Bashers against 11 Visitors T20 on the Saturday, Long lunch on the Sunday.
Bashers soiled by filthy Doggies
Leisure were narrowly defeated by the filthy Doggies on Saturday, with Basher’s bowling, fielding and batting all lacking that killer edge to take the game away from Shanghai’s canine cheats, who posted a very get-able 155. The captain’s after match comments summed up the team’s feelings. “We was done like a bunch of muppets, we was fackin’ robbed. We’ve let down the gaffer, sorry Tamps.”
Bashers Pleasure vs Pudong July 15 – Getting it done in the Sun.
Bashers Vs Pu Dong – Bashers won by 9 wickets
Welcome to Basher - 336 Andrew “Sticky” Stump
Leisure Vs Devils Lumberjack by Hardon
A Happy Team
Spanner wagonwheel
Bashers Vs Dulwich….a long time ago on a cricket field not that far away
The signs were ominous when Giraffe’s first three balls of the innings were all dispatched for 4 through long off. Omega was sent to field out on the boundary only for the next ball to fly for another 4 through square leg.
Getting Down to Business
An impressive bowling and fielding (sort of) performance laid the foundations for Bashers Business to pick up its first win in two years on Sunday, mincing the dirty doggies with two wickets to spare in what wound up a much closer game than it should have been.
Nanjing ’18 Rural VI’s Jumberlack
To add a little context:
The auction was a shabby event (video highlight below)
Parrot failed to understand he couldn't buy the whole squad
2018 World Cup Sweepstakes
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Knockout Results
Nanjing 2018 Player Auction Results
Parrot claims he thought his budget was 50 million yet he still manages to get 10 players and have almost 4 million left over. Shocking.
Pleasure V Pudong, April 29th
The Bashers that awoke on the fine Sunday morning of the 29th April could be categorised into three groups. The first were the keen, fresh and alert Bashers who spent the previous day meditating and resting up before this important fixture against Pudong. The second group were blurry of eyes and sore of head following an evening of revelry at Parrot’s leaving do chez Cages. The third, and perhaps most alarming, subset of Bashers, were the zombie-like cricketers who arrived for the game in person, if not in spirit following a very heavy (and unsuccessful) tour in Suzhou and the Former President’s party. More details to follow in the tour’s Lumberjack.
Nanjing 2018 Form Guide
Raj Siva Memorial Nanjing Form Guide 2018
The Second Original (Lost) Connery Shield
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