Leisure

Forget the result…..in the end it was great day out enjoyed by everyone with a large turnout of Bashers supporters, a final played in a great spirit, bathed in glorious sunshine and a Basher’s moment for the ages, courtesy of Hardon; and let’s not forget the conception of a new media empire and the birth of a sports anchor, Ali ‘Fruitbox’ Brown.

Leisure were narrowly defeated by the filthy Doggies on Saturday, with Basher’s bowling, fielding and batting all lacking that killer edge to take the game away from Shanghai’s canine cheats, who posted a very get-able 155. The captain’s after match comments summed up the team’s feelings. “We was done like a bunch of muppets, we was fackin’ robbed. We’ve let down the gaffer, sorry Tamps.”

  A Happy Team Spanner wagonwheel

Twas an early start to the first game of the season for the captain and author of this piece who rose at 4am to go the Mansion nightclub to put some music on for drunk people. When the police closed the club at 6am due to ‘noise complaints’, which could be interpreted as bad music choice, the skipper made an earlier than expected than journey back to cages to prepare the kit.