LEISVRE Vs HOTDOGS WE WON II TIMES MORE THAN THE TEAM WHO WAS GIVEN THE WORLD CVP VII.XIV.MMXIX

THE LEISVRE VII MET NICE AND EARLY AT CAGES FOR A VII.XXX BVS DEPARTVRE.

WITH CCCXXVII & CCCLXXIII GOING DIRECT, CCXIX AND CCCXXVI M.I.A. THE CALL WAS MADE BY CAPT CCCIV TO BVGGER OFF WITHOUT THEM.

CCCLVI MADE HIS MISSVS DOM CARRY THE BEERS, AND DID NO PIE COOKING AT ALL. BVS BEERS WERE HAD, CCXIX EVENTVALLY PICKED UP THE PHONE BVT CCCXXVI WAS STILL M.I.A.

CCCIV LOST THE TOSS AND THE DIRTY DOGS SENT LEISVRE TO FIELD WITH THE GRASS QUITE MOIST.

IT ONLY TOOK V BALLS FOR CCCXXVII TO ENTICE A NICE JVICY CATCH FOR VI TO SNAP VP.

MAKING HIS LEISVRE DEBVT, CCCLXXIII BAGGED THE OTHER OPENER ON HIS IVth BALL. WITH RUNS HARD TO COME BY, THE OPENING BOWLERS ENDED A SPELL WITH THE DIRTY DOGS WITH III FOR V . HAVING KNOCKED ONE OUT CCCXIX FINALLY MADE IT TO WELLINGTON 5 OVERS LATE.

CCCVII AND CCCLVI REPLACED CCCXXVII & CCCLXXIII INTO THE ATTACK AND THE FORMER IMMEDIATELY HAD SUCCESS, SNARING IV WKTS FOR A MISERLY XVI RUNS WHILE HIS PARTNER DISHED UP SOME PAIN OF ANOTHER KIND. XII RUNS AND NO WKTS.

CCCIV THRW THE BALL TO THE X.cc’s LIGHTER CCCXIX WHO BOLWED WITH VENOM BUT COVLD NOT SNARE A DIRTY DOG WHILE THE EVERGREEN VI HAD A GO, SNARING THE DOGS NVMBER X.

CCCXXVII ( III FOR VII OFF V ) & CCCLXXIII ( II FOR VII OFF IV.II ) BACK INTO THE ATTACK TO CLEAN VP THE INNINGS WITH THE DIRTY DOGS ALL OVT FOR LXXI FROM XXII OVERS.

CATCHES TO CCCIV, V & CCCLVI

IN REPLY CCIV DIDNT TROVBLE THE SCORERS WHILE CXCVI CONTINVED HIS FORM WITH THE BAT A CLASSY XXXVI INCLVDING WHAT WOVLD CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN A SHVIBALL HAD WE PLAYED AT SCSC. CCCVII AND CCCLVI KEPT CXCVI COMPANY FOR A FEW OVERS & XXX RVNS. THEN VI STRODE OVT WITH XIV REQUIRED AND PROCEEDED TO NOT TROVBLE THE SCORERS EITHER.

MR EMPTY BAGS AND CCLIII SAW THE BASHERS HOME IN XII.III OVERS. TIME TO CELEBRATE AND CONTINUE DRINKING WHEN THE UMPIRE QUESTIONED THE SCORING ABILITIES OF CCCVII. IT WAS FOUND WE WERE 2 RUNS SHORT AFTER ALREADY WINNING.
UNLIKE THE UMPIRES AT THE LORD’S WHO MADE A RIGHT ROGER OF IT ALL, THE LEISVRE WERE INSERTED AGAIN WITH CCLII SKYING THE BALL BEHIND THE KEEPER AND LEISVRE SECURED THE SECOND VICTORY OF THE DAY.

AND CELEBRATE WE DID. AFTER NAMING CCCLXXIII ‘THE GRINCH’ WE BOARDED THE BVS FOR CAGES, BVGGERED OFF TO HAVE SOME LOVELY PIES AND STREET BEERS TO RETURN TO WATCH ( WELL SOME OF VS MADE IT THROUGH ) THE GAME THAT NO ONE WON.

Birdshit = V

Fisty = CCCIV

Tampon = CCLIII

Giraffe = CCCXXVII

Fake News = CCCXIX

Pope = CXCVI

Friendzone = CCCLVI

Nuts = CCCVII

Omega = VI

Grinch = CCCLXXIII

SHLOST M.I.A CCCXXVI