Believe me, the feeling that a man who doesn't speak good English can speak freely at this moment is very exciting to him, like a mute being equipped with a microphone that can make instant sound. Maybe in the Warcry's lumberjack the total number of words will exceed he has spoken in his career as bashers, quantity like the exaggeration of the word K that bashers uses in a WeChat group in a year
Satan’s arse it’s hot
Lumberjack for Leisure v Dirty Dogs July 2
I’ve just remembered through the haze that Fling whispered seductively in my ear while standing at slip “Would you do me the honor of writing the lumberjack?”
Leisure v Devils May 7
Was it Talk Like a Pirate Day? No, that is in September. Whatever the motivation, the skipper inspired an unusually punctual and cheerful team to arrive and the rain did stay away. It was an unseasonably pleasant temperature too and everyone seemed in a good mood - Omega even managed to get to the ground without abusing the Didi driver for the first time this year.
Letters to the Editor – A Leisure Lumberjack
Attn: Logistics Dept,
Please buy a new alarm clock for your courier Half Nelson.
Also, a new pair of pants, The thought of him sleeping with nothing on downstairs has ruined my breakfast.
Karma is a bitch called Leisure
Lumberjack #1 - Leisure Vs Hot Dogs 2nd April 2023
Shaking off months of anticipation, and some cloudy heads from Saturday tourist welcome drinks at Bamboo and Indian Kitchen, the Leisure team assembled at the SCSC from 10:45 am to a cloudy sky and the 8am game finishing 30 minutes early.Kits retrieved - a casual stroll to the Marquee of Dreams to suit up and warm up.
Bashers v. Charmtheirowncocksoff Cheataaahs by Hardon
WHAT: Bashers v. Cheaters WHEN: Recently/the other day WHO: …Um, I’m gonna say Chirag? WHERE: Up ya bum WHY: because we’re kunts
A Leisure v Devils Lumberjack – But not the one you’ve been waiting for.
The Leisurists arrived at Wellington in dribs and drabs greeted by a damp, heavy outfield and a scattering of devils laying out the boundary rope with little apparent enthusiasm.
LEISVRE Vs HOTDOGS WE WON II TIMES MORE THAN THE TEAM WHO WAS GIVEN THE WORLD CVP VII.XIV.MMXIX
THE LEISVRE VII MET NICE AND EARLY AT CAGES FOR A VII.XXX BVS DEPARTVRE.
WITH CCCXXVII & CCCLXXIII GOING DIRECT, CCXIX AND CCCXXVI M.I.A. THE CALL WAS MADE BY CAPT CCCIV TO BVGGER OFF WITHOUT THEM.
BCCTV @ Leisure v Dogs, June 16
Delayed coverage of some shit.
Start of Play
There is no such thing as bad weather… Just soft people.
Leisure braved the elements on Sunday with a spirited performance that flew in the face of the swirling wind and rain and deserved more than a loss to this season’s most likely rivals.