Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Hoggy’s “How to speak like a Yorkshire man” Part 2
If you've mastered part 1 of the how to here is part 2...
If you ever hear the word "Nowt" - it means "nothing" "As tha' got owt for nowt agen shite shoes?" (also note shit is pronounced shite - like white)
Bashers Leisure vs The Hot Dogs – Sun 17 June – Tumbling Records?
On gathering at the Camel in the early hours, a comatose Mexican reveler slumped at the bar showed us the way forward. An uneventful bus ride later, we gather by the pitch under looming clouds. Captain informs us the oppo are practicing in the nets, sending a flutter of apprehension through our minds. Leisure is a team, lest we forget, in which donning spikes as footwear is considered "intimidating", not to mention bothering to practice beforehand.
Training tomorrow
Training is on tomorrow and the kit will be on time!
With 3 games we really need to have a good turn out.
Euro 2012 Sweepstakes update
Now we have got rid of the dross the real fun can start. The quarter finals look like this;
Triple Header! D1 vs Pudong, D2 vs Leopards and D3 vs Devils
A big weekend is on the cards with all 3 teams hitting the field. Please can you indicate your availability below so we can see as soon as possible what numbers we have.
Bashers Pleasure vs Dynamite Devils-May 20 2012-Bashers came second-Just!
Firstly, a huge apology for such a late match report-no excuses, except when we lose I have less motivation to record the details of the day.
Business and Leisure Vs The Hot Dogs
No messing around this weekend, the dogs are going to be mustard coated and swallowed whole by the Bashers!
Thursday Training On As Usual
Training is booked and with 2 big games this weekend I hope to see as many of you as possible.
Bashers Euro 2012 Quiz
The award winning Bashers Quiz returns just in time for Euro 2012.
Friday, June 22 @ 7:30 pm at the Camel.
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