Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
A story of the Beijing Sixes
This week we have a guest lumberjack. I'm not sure if the bashers blog has hosted a lumberjack from another team before but on this occasion the lines between the Bashers and Pudong Power became sufficiently blurred along with a few other things to allow this to happen.
Squads for Sunday
There is still a little bit of fine tuning to go (Leisure players encouraged to head to SRFC to bolster the teams in the afternoon), but as it stands at the moment:
Business Team for July 7 v K2
The D1 team for this week to take on K2 at SRFC on the far pitch is:
Phil "Filthy" Mildenhall
Time flies when having rum
Sinbad's leaving on a pirate ship...err, jet plane.
Let's all get together for yet another farewell party (read: roast) to send Sinbad off in his signature style: silly t-shirts, sparkly earrings & puppy wet noses. Please join us tonight at the Bund Beach; link to venue info below. Tomorrow he'll be setting sail on his pirate ship, currently docked on the Huangpu for the cheeseburger-be-damned, chicken nugget motherland that is Bollywood. So let's make sure he gets sh!t face wasted & ends up at Hollyood after a few games of beach volleyball, beers & beef lovers BBQ. I'm sure we can expect a top notch performance from our favorite drunk dialer & expect a few texts around 4am. Cheers to you, Sinbad.
Bashers go 4-0 in Beijing
The Bashers went unbeaten in the group stages of the Beijing sixes. Semi and final action today!
Business v Pudong, June 16th Lumberjack
Business headed into their first match with Pudong for the season feeling good with a 4-1 record. Pudong at 2-1 were the only other side yet to feel defeat tiwce in the season. The Business named a strong side and were confident of getting their fifth win of the season.
Pleasure Win by Default
Game is cancelled - the SCA kids are not turning up.
Sorry about the late notice.
The Pleasure team to take on the SCA Nforcers this Sunday is:
Collective Nouns
Linguistics Question: What is the collective noun for a group of Bashers?
Also, Geishas?
Tubby Shanghai Heavyweight Champion!
A masterful performance over 3 rounds on Saturday night showed that Hammer Hands is a force to be reckoned with!
Business and Pleasure teams for June 16
Both teams need to be at the Camel by 11.30. Those going directly to SRFC should be there at 12.15 (D1) or at 12.45 (D2).
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