Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Pleasure Vs K2 Leopards
After winning the toss, Long Dong made the contentious decision of sending K2 in to bat and the even more questionable decision of placing American debutant ‘Prancer’ at cover when the poor Yank had never so much as stepped on a cricket field.
Pleasure team for Sunday August 18
[forecast where="Shanghai, Shanghai China" when="2013-08-18" align="none"]
The squad to take on K2 Leopards is:
AustCham Great Australian Ball 14 Sep
Hey All,
Interested in the AustCham Great Australian Ball on the 14th of Sep? It's at the Kerry, Pudong.
New Basher Jack William Rowell
Megan and i are very proud to welcome the arrival of new basher Jack William Rowell. Born 4 weeks early on Tuesday 13th at 9.33am and 2.33 kg . Megan is recovering well.
Pleasure v Devils Doo Dah Doo Dah!
More literary finery from Swoop. A real thriller this time with the result in doubt right up to the last page.
Pleasure Team for Sunday August 11
The Pleasure team for this Sunday's game against the Dynamite Devils is:
Desmond "Long Dong" DeSilva
Leisure Squad for Saturday August 10
[forecast where="Shanghai, Shanghai China" when="2013-08-10" align="none"]
The Leisure team for this Saturday is:
Leisure vs Hot Dogs, 3rd August 2013
With the team sheet being completed late on Thursday with the addition of new boys Chimney and Bukkake (visiting from Japan for a few days) the leisure were set for an early Saturday morning start. With every game counting in a very tight D3 we needed to take down the division leading Hot Dogs who haven't been liking the hot conditions in recent weeks and put the presure back on the other teams.
Bashers Indoor Netball + Indoor Cricket teams
We've Almost reached critical mass to enter a Bashers/Geishas Netball side.
Sharapova features in BBC article
Our very own Chinese national captain, Sharapova, featured recently in this article on the BBC - nicely spotted by Post-Op and Dags!
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