Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
T20 teams for week 1
After much deliberation and friendly banter the two captains finally chose their teams:
Bashers A
Leisure vs. Hot Dogs, 3 July 2016
A game of Cricket was played at Wellington last Sunday boys and girls, but something far more important was at hand: it was Truffle’s final game (for now?). Despite a wet, smelly and sticky start at the camel involving a traffic cop cracking the shits and blokes waiting far too long for lattes, we were on road with Truffles leading the charge as Captain.
Pleasure vs Hot Dogs
Pleasure vs Hot Dogs, 3 July 2016
Torrential rain had dashed the hopes of the Business an agonizing three overs short of a spectacular win over the Hot Dogs on Saturday. The rain continued overnight to leave the SCSC field saturated and sloppy with mud, more fitting for a rugby game than a cricket match.
Teams for the Hot Dog triple header!
The teams for this wopper of a weekend are:
Saturday 2nd
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Lumberjack: Leisure Vs Dukes – June 19
After seeing their previous game rained out, the Bashers Leisure were keen to get out in the sunshine and get amongst it. The Bashers hadn’t supped from the furry cup of success since April the 24th. After a rained out game and a thrashing at the hands of Dukes it was time to make amends.
Summer T20 Tournament
The league will take a break soon for the usual summer T20 tournament. We'll have 2 teams in the tournament. See the schedule below.
Business team for Sunday
The Business team for this Sunday's game at the SCSC is:
Cassius
Korean
Square Root
Teams for the weekend
Here are this weeks teams!
Pleasure vs Pudong - Saturday @ Wellington 1pm - bus at 12pm
Skid Row
SCSC Registration
Everyone should register for the SCSC (the ground which we play most of our games) via WeChat using the info in the following link. This also gets you a card to pay for stuff there.
Lumberjack: Double the Pleasure
Nobody was appointed lumberjack two games ago, so this is a double report. The observant among you may notice some use of cut and paste to save time.
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