Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Lumberjack – Pleasure vs Digital Daredevils, March 26 2017
As his squad began to assemble at the Camel, early to fit in a net session before the game, Pleasure captain Skid Row took in the clear, blue skies and anticipated finally being able to lead a team in good conditions. Less positively, someone had dropped out and there was a desperate Wechat search for another player. After seemingly exhausting all options, he gleefully announced that we had Herpes, and all would be well.
Bashers D3 Leisure vs Pudong – The Grudge Match
It was labelled the grudge match to end all grudge matches.
A re-match of the 2016 bodyline Semi Final game
Business v Hot Dogs, Sunday March 12
Team for the game against the dirty doggies below. Bus leaves The Camel at 11am. Comment whether you're on it or not!
Nets Saturday March 11
In preparation for the first game of the season on Sunday 12th March (team about to be announced) there will be a net session at SRFC at 1pm on Saturday March 11.
The Bashers on WeChat!
Bashers' Wechat
If you're not already following the Bashers' official WeChat account, search for "bashers_cc" on the app and follow it! In order to try and make everybody's lives easier, you can access up-to-date information through the account so you don't need bother your captains.
Bash Dogs vs Pudong Warmup
After successive Sundays of warm spring sunshine, Bambi arranged a 30 over warmup game against Pudong with a combination of Bashers and Hot Dogs. So we assembled, some at the Camel for the bus (and about 200 pure blonds), and others directly, to Wellington College.
Beginner’s Guide to the Bashers (FAQ)
With the season starting soon and a handful of new Bashers already keen here is a list of FAQ so that all the newbies can find out all they need to know about playing for the Bashers.
Xiamen – Summer of 6s9
The day starts well with a cracking breakfast. Some treacherous Basher Ks were apparently eating breakfast with Racist Rory from Nanjing, so Bambi and Pussy sent him packing and sat down next to Paps and Rooty for an all-you-can-eat session. Oh yes.
The Bokhara Bell Trophy 2016
Not sure if there is an official lumberjack, but Cassius and Angel got a write up in the Gazette here, and below:
Philippines Sixes 2016 Lumberjacks
So many memories, most forgotten. The following is a team effort lumberjack following the fortunes of the remarkable band of Bashers who ventured to the Philippines in November 2016 for cricket and other activities.
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