Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Social Digest: Feb 4th 2009
Dear Bashers,
Roll up roll up roll up to this very special, very particular CREDIT CRUNCH special of your social update.
Annual Photo 2008
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Some of you requested a copy of this picture. You all look lovely!
There's a full size version hereÂ
BRAWL ON THE BUND
Lads,
It's on! Dec 13th sees Shanghai's finest going head to head to see who really is the king of the ring in Shanghai! Basher Evan [Dvinyl]Â Â is going head to head with Rossco "The Taipan" McGreggor! LOOSE!
Awards Night 2008
Capping off a stunning season an evening of long boring speeches and a couple of quiet beers at Dehli Zaika
Bashers With A Trophy!
Amazing picture. The camera doesn't lie.
Bashers At The Tennis Masters Cup
Wednesday at Qizhong Stadium. As well as being Gay Wednesday was another day at work for Bashers members at the Tennis Masters Cup. Omega, Birdshit, Compass & Woodstock impressed everyone they encountered with their blazers. Roger Federer being a big cricket fan was inspired enough to overcome his back pain to beat the czech bloke who stepped in at the last minute to replace Andy Roddick who had a blister.
Bashers End of Season Function 2008
Yet another evening of glamour on Friday 28 November.
The entire Bashers family are encouraged to attend.
The Prof’s Trivia Lecture Results
Another successful night with some young upstarts upsetting the reigning champions.
Clue
Figure this out and it will help with a question
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6’s Match Reports = By Hammer
While Terror Turner was nervously awaiting the most important delivery of his life, and Loose Losington confessing to a life time of rampant premarital sex and masturbation, the remaining Bashers were focusing on the seasons marquee event, The Shanghai Coca-Cola International Cricket 6's.
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