Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Two
Hammertime, Kasem & Birdshit return for more informed debate on all matters Basher. Loosie decided to show up too.
Social Update
Dear Bashers
Social Digest Update, ad we’ll keep this short and sweet.
Coming Up:
Sponsor Message: Cheap Beer
Bashers Sponsor JUSTBEER.CN has just contacted me and they are offering CHEAP BOOZE for all Bashers!
First Match of the Year!
It's cricket time!
The SCC has released a schedule for the pre-season.
D2 Friendly DCC 2nd XI vs Bashers CC 2nd XI
Bashers Broadcast Episode One
The pilot if you like
featuring Hammertime, Birdshit and Kasem with special guests Shrek (from Sydney), Loosie (from under the thumb) and Cranky (from an SCC meeting in a brothel somewhere)
Ode To XCIII
There Once Was A Basher Called Thomas
Through Beer Goggles, Quite The Adonis
A Distinguished Sort Of Chap
Richie’s Sporting Declaration
Sad news for cricket
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I wonder what "other things" means. Perhaps we can get him to host the next quiz night...
Farewell party for the Jabber
Bashers,
The Jabber has been Credit-Jabbed!
The Global Credit Crunch continues to have a particularly profound effect on the Bashers.
Registering & Subscribing
IMPORTANT FOR ALL BASHERS!
Please take a few minutes to read the following - it should be quick and painless, promise.
The Professor is really leaving
But before he goes he leaves us with what we do not know. he is ruthless and he is basher to the core. thank you Mister The Prof. Black friday  and it rained. Trans-tasman tension is peaked but who knows more useless info, that's what we really want to know. here is the raw data. thank you all. and apart from  that 2320RMB for the badly burnt Victorians. Good Job Bashers. You give meaning.
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