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Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
SCC Awards 2008
In a glittering ceremony at the Ramada in Jinqiao
7 March 2009
The red carpet was of course dominated by the blazered Bashers and some big wins by individuals. Read on for all the winners
Cricket in Crisis: A Global Map
There is a great little interactive map from the Guardian of cricket's less sterling moments (click on the pic to view the full map).
Poo Jabbing in LA?
Dear Bashers,
The just departed Basher, Poo Jabber, has passed on his new details in the States. If anyone is visiting LA soon, Poo Jabber has promised them a personal tour of Vegas. The next Bashers tour perhaps? Get in contact with him at:
Bashers Broadcast Episode Two
Hammertime, Kasem & Birdshit return for more informed debate on all matters Basher. Loosie decided to show up too.
Social Update
Dear Bashers
Social Digest Update, ad we’ll keep this short and sweet.
Coming Up:
Sponsor Message: Cheap Beer
Bashers Sponsor JUSTBEER.CN has just contacted me and they are offering CHEAP BOOZE for all Bashers!
First Match of the Year!
It's cricket time!
The SCC has released a schedule for the pre-season.
D2 Friendly DCC 2nd XI vs Bashers CC 2nd XI
Bashers Broadcast Episode One
The pilot if you like
featuring Hammertime, Birdshit and Kasem with special guests Shrek (from Sydney), Loosie (from under the thumb) and Cranky (from an SCC meeting in a brothel somewhere)
Ode To XCIII
There Once Was A Basher Called Thomas
Through Beer Goggles, Quite The Adonis
A Distinguished Sort Of Chap
Richie’s Sporting Declaration
Sad news for cricket
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I wonder what "other things" means. Perhaps we can get him to host the next quiz night...
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