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Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Social Update: Sunday F1 for those not playing THE MASSIVE double header!
Dear All Bashers & Gashers
This Sunday is HUGE! Cricket regins supreme as we have a MASSIVE DOUBLE HEADER but for those not selected, or who are injured or just plain lazy [not an excuse Hammer], Bashers CC Sponsor JUSTBEER.CN is running a Formula One Booze Bus for the 2009 China GP this Sunday the 19th of April.
SHERATON SHOWDOWN:[June 13th] A Social Reminder
Dear Bashers & Gashers
Reminder for the upcoming Sheraton Showdown. We need numbers ASAP as the organizers need table payments in the coming week.
EARLY WARNING!! BASHERS QUIZ: April 23rd
Early notice trendsetters!
The next installment of the world famous BASHERS QUIZ will be held at The Big Bamboo on Thursday evening on the 23rd of April.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Six
Over the hump (whatever that means) and amongst it! Much shorter and racier than last week. Guest basher on "Calling for a Runner" is Andrew "Jim's Mowing" Gardiner. We've got Gravity Newton back for a bit of lumberjack action and "Around the Wicket". "Hansie's Corner" is back as is "Ladies Bring a Plate" featuring Lady Dick. "Drinks Break" for what it's worth (not much) and a slew of other useful Bashers infotainment.
Ode to C
There once was a basher called Andrew
Who fed his roses with man poo
He fancied Ollie's Sister
Drinks. Lock It In. Do it….Do it!
I'm back from another 'fact-finding' mission in Beijing and HK. The fact is I found the bars in Beijing bloody great and that Wanchai is an evil place full of dirty women...
Training Thursday
I have booked the tennis court from 6 - 8 as usual.
Please respond to this asap - as I know various Business and Pleasure members are currently out of town, or otherwise indisposed. If there is not sufficient interest, we will instead rendezvous at the Big Bamboo - where we will be able to welcome the former - former League Skipper back for a beverage or two.
Justin “Now” Venter Farewell Drinks
The following message is from Basher CXI Justin "Now" Venter:
Hey guys
I am moving to GZ on the 15th of April to take a new job down there. So I would just like to invite you for a few farewell drinks on Saturday night. We have a table at Spot bar from 8pm to 11pm with 30rmb drinks and then we can move to Red Beat on Tongren Lu for a few more until late.
Boxing Night II , Sheraton Showdown
After last year's battle of the Bund, the boxing fraternity of Shanghai (including Taipan McGregor and Divinyl Golbach) this year promises to be even better.
Summer Schedule (Part 1)
Further to Birdshit's blog earlier - please see the schedule for the first part of the season.
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