Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Six
Over the hump (whatever that means) and amongst it! Much shorter and racier than last week. Guest basher on "Calling for a Runner" is Andrew "Jim's Mowing" Gardiner. We've got Gravity Newton back for a bit of lumberjack action and "Around the Wicket". "Hansie's Corner" is back as is "Ladies Bring a Plate" featuring Lady Dick. "Drinks Break" for what it's worth (not much) and a slew of other useful Bashers infotainment.
Ode to C
There once was a basher called Andrew
Who fed his roses with man poo
He fancied Ollie's Sister
Drinks. Lock It In. Do it….Do it!
I'm back from another 'fact-finding' mission in Beijing and HK. The fact is I found the bars in Beijing bloody great and that Wanchai is an evil place full of dirty women...
Training Thursday
I have booked the tennis court from 6 - 8 as usual.
Please respond to this asap - as I know various Business and Pleasure members are currently out of town, or otherwise indisposed. If there is not sufficient interest, we will instead rendezvous at the Big Bamboo - where we will be able to welcome the former - former League Skipper back for a beverage or two.
Justin “Now” Venter Farewell Drinks
The following message is from Basher CXI Justin "Now" Venter:
Hey guys
I am moving to GZ on the 15th of April to take a new job down there. So I would just like to invite you for a few farewell drinks on Saturday night. We have a table at Spot bar from 8pm to 11pm with 30rmb drinks and then we can move to Red Beat on Tongren Lu for a few more until late.
Boxing Night II , Sheraton Showdown
After last year's battle of the Bund, the boxing fraternity of Shanghai (including Taipan McGregor and Divinyl Golbach) this year promises to be even better.
Summer Schedule (Part 1)
Further to Birdshit's blog earlier - please see the schedule for the first part of the season.
April Double Header
A leak has sprung in the SCC and we've found out about the next Bashers matches!
It all happens on Sunday the 19th. Starting with the Division two match against Kapatelli and the Pudong Fudgepackers followed by a 40 over match also against Pudong.
Diplomatic Appreciation
Dear Bashers
I have taken the liberty to add myself to your blog as there seems to be no "pest-control" on registration requirements.
Filthy’s Housewarming
Inviting all Bashers and Gashers to christen my new apartment next Saturday, April 11th anytime after 7pm. Room 2402, Building 3, Lane 28 Changshou Road, on the corner of Chang Hua Road. Not far from Jade Buddha Temple and 10 minutes north east of the 'Boo (by electric bike : 0)
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