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Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
PLEASURE CRICKET… AT A SENSIBLE TIME
First call for all Bashers in the PLEASURE class this SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
The Pleasure.  The brute force behind the enormously rural Nanjing tour, is being called on to take on the Doggies this weekend.
who needs any cricket gear?
Lads in HK at the moment and planning a trip to the cricket shop if I get time. Does anyone need anything (within reason)? Whites, gloves etc? Let me know by Thursday morning
Business get less than ideal introduction to K2
Big Bamboo, 10am Sunday. After a big night such as Saturday one feels thankful for being in the Business team and not having a 7:30 am start. Hung-over red eyes soon made way for cross eyes on the bus, as KC and Oscar debated the mertis of foreign currency investments all the way to Pu Dong......
Follow the Nanjing Tour Live
For all of those who couldn't make the Nanjing Tour, fear not! Now you too can revel in the ruralness of China's boonies. Want to know how the wickets are falling? Interested in what Jimmy's bar has to offer?
How much does a Basher cost?
Now we know. The services of a Basher can be bought, like an old dry piece of meat.
Earlier this fine Thursday Drinks special evening an auction was held by Santa to decide the teams for the later part of this weekend's rural competitions.
Pre-Tour Drinks: Big Bamboo Thu Night!
Dear All
Drinks shall be hosted by the fine folk @ The Big Bamboo this Thu. As there is some debate to whether there is/isn't training this week, I'll leave the kickoff time absent at this stage. I'm resting ahead of the tour thus will be in the pub from round 7.
Pleasure Beats Business – Loses to Dulwich
The Anti-Basher's poorly disguised campaign to ruthlessly discriminate against the Bashers Pleasure continued unabated at the weekend when we were handed yet another sunrise start, this time within hours of the final bell at the Sheraton Showdown. However, with only Parrot failing to climb aboard Pornstar's bus at the appointed hour the squad set off full of confidence to take on the Dulwich Knights in a sauna of atmosphere at the Knights home ground.
Bashers Pleasure v Bulldogs
Update! Rescheduled to Saturday 27th @ 1:30pm
Division 2 @ Dulwich
At last an afternoon game!
NIHAO NANJING – CONFIRMATION
DEAR ALL
Locking in final names today for the tour of the century:Â Nihao Nanjing! This is going to be huge. Confirmed attendees thus far are:
Business Team
Further to Birdshits post...
The rendezvous time is 10:00 at the Bamboo.
Aiming to get down to the pitch in time to cheer the Pleasure XI onto victory.
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