Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
State Of Origin – Tonight!
Ladies & Germs,
For all those interested in Rugby League then tonight is your night! QLD v NSW in game 2 of the 2009 SOO series.
DPR Hotdogs v Bashers Pleasure
Division 2 @ Dulwich.
We assume this isn't the last game of the season but it is the last scheduled at this point and the last in what has been a big month for the Pleasure. We may even need a bit of reinforcement from  above if our bodies don't hold together. Step right up...
The Treasurer speaks….
... to praise the good members of this esteemed club who have paid up and are official Bashers for the 2009 Season.
PLEASURE CRICKET… AT A SENSIBLE TIME
First call for all Bashers in the PLEASURE class this SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
The Pleasure.  The brute force behind the enormously rural Nanjing tour, is being called on to take on the Doggies this weekend.
who needs any cricket gear?
Lads in HK at the moment and planning a trip to the cricket shop if I get time. Does anyone need anything (within reason)? Whites, gloves etc? Let me know by Thursday morning
Business get less than ideal introduction to K2
Big Bamboo, 10am Sunday. After a big night such as Saturday one feels thankful for being in the Business team and not having a 7:30 am start. Hung-over red eyes soon made way for cross eyes on the bus, as KC and Oscar debated the mertis of foreign currency investments all the way to Pu Dong......
Follow the Nanjing Tour Live
For all of those who couldn't make the Nanjing Tour, fear not! Now you too can revel in the ruralness of China's boonies. Want to know how the wickets are falling? Interested in what Jimmy's bar has to offer?
How much does a Basher cost?
Now we know. The services of a Basher can be bought, like an old dry piece of meat.
Earlier this fine Thursday Drinks special evening an auction was held by Santa to decide the teams for the later part of this weekend's rural competitions.
Pre-Tour Drinks: Big Bamboo Thu Night!
Dear All
Drinks shall be hosted by the fine folk @ The Big Bamboo this Thu. As there is some debate to whether there is/isn't training this week, I'll leave the kickoff time absent at this stage. I'm resting ahead of the tour thus will be in the pub from round 7.
Pleasure Beats Business – Loses to Dulwich
The Anti-Basher's poorly disguised campaign to ruthlessly discriminate against the Bashers Pleasure continued unabated at the weekend when we were handed yet another sunrise start, this time within hours of the final bell at the Sheraton Showdown. However, with only Parrot failing to climb aboard Pornstar's bus at the appointed hour the squad set off full of confidence to take on the Dulwich Knights in a sauna of atmosphere at the Knights home ground.
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