Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
Follow the Nanjing Tour Live
For all of those who couldn't make the Nanjing Tour, fear not! Now you too can revel in the ruralness of China's boonies. Want to know how the wickets are falling? Interested in what Jimmy's bar has to offer?
How much does a Basher cost?
Now we know. The services of a Basher can be bought, like an old dry piece of meat.
Earlier this fine Thursday Drinks special evening an auction was held by Santa to decide the teams for the later part of this weekend's rural competitions.
Pre-Tour Drinks: Big Bamboo Thu Night!
Dear All
Drinks shall be hosted by the fine folk @ The Big Bamboo this Thu. As there is some debate to whether there is/isn't training this week, I'll leave the kickoff time absent at this stage. I'm resting ahead of the tour thus will be in the pub from round 7.
Pleasure Beats Business – Loses to Dulwich
The Anti-Basher's poorly disguised campaign to ruthlessly discriminate against the Bashers Pleasure continued unabated at the weekend when we were handed yet another sunrise start, this time within hours of the final bell at the Sheraton Showdown. However, with only Parrot failing to climb aboard Pornstar's bus at the appointed hour the squad set off full of confidence to take on the Dulwich Knights in a sauna of atmosphere at the Knights home ground.
Bashers Pleasure v Bulldogs
Update! Rescheduled to Saturday 27th @ 1:30pm
Division 2 @ Dulwich
At last an afternoon game!
NIHAO NANJING – CONFIRMATION
DEAR ALL
Locking in final names today for the tour of the century:Â Nihao Nanjing! This is going to be huge. Confirmed attendees thus far are:
Business Team
Further to Birdshits post...
The rendezvous time is 10:00 at the Bamboo.
Aiming to get down to the pitch in time to cheer the Pleasure XI onto victory.
Pleasure Before Business – Team Selections
The sides have been chosen for Sunday.
Pleasure bus will be ready at 7:30am at Big Bamboo
Stanley Cup
Detroit Red Wings v Pittsburgh Penguins
Something was made in this weeks Broadcast of embracing new sports and opportunities abound tomorrow.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Eleven
Record breaking Broadcast;
Longest ever, longest to make, most locations, most guests, this one is an earful!
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