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Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Team Selection – Business
Business Boys will be seeking revenge against the Devils and their evil leader this Sunday.
12:15 kick off at Dulwich College.
Team Selections – Pleasure
Delayed announcement for the weekends selections - apologies, but we are now there...
Two games - both taking place at Dulwich this weekend (so proper cricket on a 'proper' track...)
Bashers Broadcast Episode Thirteen
Live from Venice Beach in WaiGaoQiao! A mixed bag of lollies from the lads this week starting with an actual live pitch report and ending days later on couches around Eastern China. Steaming In From The Members End this week features Naoki "Alex" Miyaji (CEO of Japan Cricket and International cricketing good guy). Call for a Runner goes to the city of angels to visit Sanjay "Poo Jabber" Poojary. Of course a choca-block full of goodness edition of Night Watchman and more Gas from The Drinks Break all rounded off with some classic live commentary! Get yours now!
Pleasurable Report Sunday 6.9 (2009)
It was like poetry really... actually more like theatre, the sky was almost blue, the team's athletes, were loaded up with carbs, coffee, pies and dumplings. We were on the verge of something special today, sans hangover there was a definite air of anticipation. The date of 6.9 (2009) suggested it was going to be one to remember...
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Curry at Masala Art Friday 11 September
Guys / Girls,
So far:
Dipso + Mrs Dipso
Bugs
Paps (tbc)
Stats
Circus
Birdshit
Nets this Thursday
Bashers,
Following our zero from two yesterday, we need to blow away all our cobwebs.
There is another double header this weekend, with Pleasure on Saturday and Business on Sunday.
Scorebook
Did anyone pick up the scorebook after the fines session last night?
Devils v Business
The Devils are on the rise. time to nip that in the bud!
Devils CC v Bashers Business @ Dulwich 12:15 Sunday 13 September
Power v Pleasure
Another chance to abuse Five Chins Discount Kapabelli and maybe reclaim some of your lost kit.
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