Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Annual Club Family Day
Following with tradition a big day out for the entire Bashers extended family.
Organised by your social director!
Tree Planting Quiz
A special quiz this time with all proceeds going to our lovely Charity - The Million Tree Project.
Dulwich v Pleasure
Time to avenge the Tied win they stole from us last time
Dulwich Knights Seniors v Bashers Pleasure @ Dulwich 09:00 Sunday 20 September
Team Selection – Business
Business Boys will be seeking revenge against the Devils and their evil leader this Sunday.
12:15 kick off at Dulwich College.
Team Selections – Pleasure
Delayed announcement for the weekends selections - apologies, but we are now there...
Two games - both taking place at Dulwich this weekend (so proper cricket on a 'proper' track...)
Bashers Broadcast Episode Thirteen
Live from Venice Beach in WaiGaoQiao! A mixed bag of lollies from the lads this week starting with an actual live pitch report and ending days later on couches around Eastern China. Steaming In From The Members End this week features Naoki "Alex" Miyaji (CEO of Japan Cricket and International cricketing good guy). Call for a Runner goes to the city of angels to visit Sanjay "Poo Jabber" Poojary. Of course a choca-block full of goodness edition of Night Watchman and more Gas from The Drinks Break all rounded off with some classic live commentary! Get yours now!
Pleasurable Report Sunday 6.9 (2009)
It was like poetry really... actually more like theatre, the sky was almost blue, the team's athletes, were loaded up with carbs, coffee, pies and dumplings. We were on the verge of something special today, sans hangover there was a definite air of anticipation. The date of 6.9 (2009) suggested it was going to be one to remember...
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Curry at Masala Art Friday 11 September
Guys / Girls,
So far:
Dipso + Mrs Dipso
Bugs
Paps (tbc)
Stats
Circus
Birdshit
Nets this Thursday
Bashers,
Following our zero from two yesterday, we need to blow away all our cobwebs.
There is another double header this weekend, with Pleasure on Saturday and Business on Sunday.
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