Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Pleasure Vrs Leopards, June 19th 1pm
Pleasure squad for this Saturday. Leaving Camel at 11.30am.
James “Bugs†Macleod
Leisure Squad, June 20th, 9am vrs DPR Hot Dogs
Leisure Squad
Ainsley “Pusher†Mann (cpt)
Desmond “Long Dong†De Silva
Business XI to take on K2
Gents,
After much deliberation, please see the XI selected to take on K2 this Sunday.
The game is at the SRFC and will start at 12:15, once our Leisure Boys have secured another victory.
Cuba – Update
Cubans have come back and suggested that the tour takes place in their winter before May as the weather can bit iffy in May & June. So maybe CNY next year. They also mention that New Year's Eve in Havana is pretty special. They are suggesting a triangular tournament together with the Cayman Islands who also want to tour around the same time so possibility some Bashers can pick up two Intl caps. The tour would be organised through the Caribbean Association to which Cuba belong as cricket is not yet an official sport recognized by the Govt although the Govt Sports Institution would help with logistics. Americans are welcome (Tank:take note).
Never Trust a Cricketer… …
Never Trust a Cricketer...
Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
Thursday Training
All three squads up this weekend after a long lay off so get along to training this Thursday.
WC Quiz
No not a whole evening of questions on Water Closets, although there may be some. No it's the Bashers Trivia World Cup 2010.
Match Selection
There are three games this coming weekend:
Business: Sunday, June 20. 12:15 start @ SRFC
Pleasure: Saturday, June 19. 1 pm start @ Dulwich
Business v K2
@ SRFC
Ollie ‘Stats’ Austin
Sheyan ‘The Reformed’ Patel
Hadleigh ‘Sir Dick’ Churchill
Leisure v DPR Hot Dogs
@ SRFC
Leisure Squad
Ainsley "Pusher" Mann (cpt)
Desmond "Long Dong" De Silva
Travis "Swoop" Weir
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