Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session đ»"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đ"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
2010 Archive
Dear the Basher Family,
There's plenty of action remaining before the winter proper hits, just look at the upcoming events in the sidebar.
Sunday Bloody Sunday
After the torrential rain throughout the Saturday, there were a few surprised Bashers when it became known that the Bashers would be playing "whatever the weather" as a rained off game would have resulted in a BCC-less final.
SEMI FINALS – Business Squad vs The Devils
Gents,
Pointy end of the season time - and we have a re-run of last years semi final - Bashers vs Devils.
Sports day at Shanghai Cricket Hope School
The Shanghai Cricket Hope School in Sichuan continues to grow from strength to strength and after the efforts this week of some cricketers from Shanghai and Japan it should soon have the best cricket team in Sichuan.
FIRE IN THE BELLY
The Business boys have done it again - making it through to the Semi-Finals.
We have officially finished either 2nd or 3rd in the League, and as such will be playing the team that came 3rd or 2nd in the League - namely The Devils...
Thursday Training
Courts are booked. Weather is arranged and our last practice before beating the Devils is on!
Xiamen – New Updated Rule From the Typhoons
Game two will have a curry off between the teams:
"1. Instead of Beer we will be using balti dishes full of chicken phall
Division One FINAL
Division One Final at SRFC, 12pm.
Knob Logs and Devils?
Division One Semi
Dulwich, Time TBC
Knock Out semi-final against the Devils. Get amongst it.
CC Filthy
NO PRACTICE BUT BASHERS DRINKS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!
Dear fellow Bashers and Geisha's,
today is Thursday and that means BASHER'S DRINKS at Camel bar.
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