Shanghai Cricket Club150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150th Anniversary Test
England vs Australia at the MCG
Australia defeated England by 45 runs in the very first test match in March 1877 at the MCG.
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Bashers Tour of NZ
SAS Craig "All Black tour merch is a necessity. Especially if we’re down south"
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Tour of England 2026
Shit Shoes "Here's my picks for Basher of the Day: Day 1: Bambi Day 2: Fruity Day 3: Silver Mullet Day 4: Sharapova And Basher of the Tour: Clicky"
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
- Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Thursday 11 March
Wednesday 26 January
Bashers Tour of NZ
Chinese new year 2028.
The time has come for a real choice tour. I'm talking NZ, Aotearoa, land of the long white cloud, God's own country. It's overdue the Bashers get a slice of heaven.
End of Season Function 2010
Here's the final word for you as the pieces fall together for this Friday.
This is the biggest off field occasion for the Bashers this year and hopefully goes some way towards appeasing the long suffering Geishas.
Bashers AGM Ballot
Dear clubmembers,
Below are the nominations for the Bashers Committee 2011 as well as the two propositions that need to be voted on by the entire club on Friday.
Xiamen
A. Logistics
Those that are coming down with the main party and leaving with the main party you have a bus to pick you up to an from the airport. The rest of you (Lady Dick, Tara, Sinbad, Birdshit, Stats and Oscar) that are making your own way the following link has the hotel details.
Asia Games
Hot off the press from the Pusher who is "Enjoying beer in the sun watching Mei Hua rip through Malaysia's batting line up here at Asian games."
Xiamen Training is ON this Thursday
Nets booked and I promise to bring a bat or two this time. See you from 6pm till 8pm.
Drinks at Camel afterwards and pre-Xiaman prep.!
AGM
Dear Bashers,
By now you should be getting pretty fired up about the Bashers Another Gay Meeting and prize-giving extravaganza.
The Parrot’s getting older- Basher drinks 11.11.2010
Drinks anyone..........
Probably all wondering where I have been all season for training and basher drinks.
Jimmy’s Chili Cook-off
The Perfect recovery session for the end of season function.
Our favourite rural proprietor is taking off his shirt and opening his heart again in order to open your bowels. This seems to be right up the Basher's alley. Let's get ready to rural, i see a train carriage full of stained Blazers!
Xiamen- Long lost Hammer to pitch up?
Just before he departed the Canny Man in Wanchai in search of a helicopter to take him to Macau, Hammer promised / threatened to come to Xiamen. We currently have 29 signed up. If 30 come we need two boats and can have a boat race to the beach party. It all rests with Hammer. The chat in Xiamen is that the wicket will have plenty of turn so all set up for leg spinners (or those that think they are). There will also be a decent breeze for Leppa to exploit.
Drinking meeting tonight at the Camel
While the Committee are having a meeting to try to work out how best to spend our money for the end of season dinner, a general call for all Bashers rank and file who wish to come and have a social drink with no agendas or grandstanding.
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