Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
NEW YEAR PARTY
Tomorrow night i will be holding a New Years party/ piss up at my house. All those still in town with no plans are invited.
Bashers summit roof of Africa
The Pusher and Cranky didn't let snow, sleet, hail and rain stop them in their quest to conquere the worlds highest free standing mountain.
Festive Farewell Drinks
Thursday 16th December, Camel
Bashers,
As Ill be leaving Shanghai shortly and the festive season is fast approaching, it would be great to get together for a few beers and to say bye to all that have made my time here great!
Marathon Fundraiser: Donate Now
A big well done to Sinbad who miraculously  managed to loose 4kg between weigh-ins. Although I think the absence of the earnings and bling necklace had something to do with it.
Shanghai Marathon: send off and Fundraiser
Hi All,
This Thursday from 7pm at the Camel we are handing out the race packs for the Shanghai Marathon. We will also do the pre race weigh-in. From their after will be encouraging wagers and sponsorship to support our race charity - The Geoff Howe fund.
Pattaya and Phuket Cricket Sixes 2011
THOSE INTERESTED READ BELOW AND LET ME KNOW. IF ENOUGH WE"LL PUT A BASHERS TEAM TOGETHER
Everything is looking fantastic for next years International Cricket Sixes Tournaments in April at Phuket and Pattaya, Thailand.
End of Season Function 2010
Here's the final word for you as the pieces fall together for this Friday.
This is the biggest off field occasion for the Bashers this year and hopefully goes some way towards appeasing the long suffering Geishas.
Bashers AGM Ballot
Dear clubmembers,
Below are the nominations for the Bashers Committee 2011 as well as the two propositions that need to be voted on by the entire club on Friday.
Xiamen
A. Logistics
Those that are coming down with the main party and leaving with the main party you have a bus to pick you up to an from the airport. The rest of you (Lady Dick, Tara, Sinbad, Birdshit, Stats and Oscar) that are making your own way the following link has the hotel details.
Asia Games
Hot off the press from the Pusher who is "Enjoying beer in the sun watching Mei Hua rip through Malaysia's batting line up here at Asian games."
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