Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Typhoons hitting Shanghai this Friday!
Batten down the hatches and lock up your daughters! The Xiamen Typhoons are coming! Our good friends from the South are rolling into town this weekend to take on the Hairy (Pubic) Crabs of Shanghai at a game that is defiantly not cricket.
Pleasure vs Doosra Devils
Pleasure start their season with a 9.00am start against Doosra Devils. Strong looking Pleasure listed below:
Business vs Daredevils
Business Squad for season opener against Daredevils. Very tough squad to pick with a lot of good options available which bodes well for the season:
Information you need to know
Hey Bashers, Geishas, Friends, Family and Fans,
Recently we've changed a few things around here. The old subscription system has been thrown out and replaced with a simpler one with some extra features, if that makes any sense.
Seasons Openers
The season starts this weekend chaps and both Business (Div. 1) and Pleasure (Div. 2) ease into the season against the Devils! Let's start the season off as we mean to continue. Let's get as many as possible down to the Camel early to support Pleasure as in the first game at 9am and Business at 12.15.
Nanjing Skippers
The Connery Shield Exists!
The Camel Birthday Bash!
Lets make sure that we show our appreciation for the boys and girls at The Camel this week. Firstly lets start by having a good showing this Thursday after training and then on Friday get down there for whenever you want to get stuck into the ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR and a load more great stuff!
Training, Thursday April 14th
Basher's Training, 6pm - 8pm, Thursday April 14th, 123 Yan Ping Road, San He Hua Yuan
Last training before Div. 1 and Div. 2 start the season this Sunday!! Really need a good turnout this Thursday as half the squad haven't held a shaft or spun a ball for awhile....
Tour Nanjing
The Connery Shield
New Subscription/Restriction system
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