Bashers Cricket Club

There is no such thing as bad weather… Just soft people.

Leisure braved the elements on Sunday with a spirited performance that flew in the face of the swirling wind and rain and deserved more than a loss to this season’s most likely rivals.

It’s the Final Lumberjack da da da der, da da da da derrrr

Forget the result…..in the end it was great day out enjoyed by everyone with a large turnout of Bashers supporters, a final played in a great spirit, bathed in glorious sunshine and a Basher’s moment for the ages, courtesy of Hardon; and let’s not forget the conception of a new media empire and the birth of a sports anchor, Ali ‘Fruitbox’ Brown.

Bashers Leisure vs Poodong 4th August 2018

Bashers Leisure vs Pudong v.2 Bashers 3rd string locked koks with Pudong for the 2nd time in 2 weeks. Hot.

Moist Eggplants – An Emoji Rant

Bashers ⚒🏏🎪 Cast of Characters: Bhenchod 🏰👭🌮🍆 Giraffe 🦒🍆 Fisty Cymbals✊🍩🙉

Bashers soiled by filthy Doggies

Leisure were narrowly defeated by the filthy Doggies on Saturday, with Basher’s bowling, fielding and batting all lacking that killer edge to take the game away from Shanghai’s canine cheats, who posted a very get-able 155. The captain’s after match comments summed up the team’s feelings. “We was done like a bunch of muppets, we was fackin’ robbed. We’ve let down the gaffer, sorry Tamps.”

Leisure Vs Devils Lumberjack by Hardon

A Happy Team Spanner wagonwheel

Bashers Vs Dulwich….a long time ago on a cricket field not that far away

The signs were ominous when Giraffe’s first three balls of the innings were all dispatched for 4 through long off. Omega was sent to field out on the boundary only for the next ball to fly for another 4 through square leg.

Leisure Vs Dulwich 25th March 2018

Twas an early start to the first game of the season for the captain and author of this piece who rose at 4am to go the Mansion nightclub to put some music on for drunk people. When the police closed the club at 6am due to ‘noise complaints’, which could be interpreted as bad music choice, the skipper made an earlier than expected than journey back to cages to prepare the kit.

Leisure Semi Final Lumberjack

Lumberjack written by The Chancellor Chapter 1 Prematch The short time between the crushing defeat of the Hot Dogs in the semi-final and Leisure’s date with destiny against Dulwich in the penultimate match of the season brought some strange rumblings on the Leisure Basher’s blog.

Get Your Hot Doggies…. Aug 27 2017

Coming off a big evening of lizard racing, thong throwing and heavy drinking the leisure team began to arrive at the camel for clash against the Hot Dogs. Hard On was first to arrive at an ungodly 5am, one might say a tad early to attend to his duties as 12th man. So obviously the logical thing to do is head down to Hollywood, stick your cricket kit in the cloak room and bust out some shapes for 2 hours. Well played indeed! Another notable mention for quality pre bus leisure antics goes to Fisty for masquerading as Mayweather v McGregor spectator and collecting a free beer for the bus ride ahead. Leppa arrived fashionably late as he realised he was out of smokes and had to pop out to duty free at Pudong to pick up a carton. Kit, Beers, Pies all loaded and off we go.