Leisure

A Lumberjack by D.R.S. Mother Nature threatened to rain on our parade (or pitch, more accurately) for the clash against the Devils. But fear not, Basher fans! Our very own groundskeeping legend, Cracker, was there bright and early, ensuring the pitch was in tip-top shape – a stark contrast to the Devils' gloomy demeanors, mind you.

Believe me, the feeling that a man who doesn't speak good English can speak freely at this moment is very exciting to him, like a mute being equipped with a microphone that can make instant sound. Maybe in the Warcry's lumberjack the total number of words will exceed he has spoken in his career as bashers, quantity like the exaggeration of the word K that bashers uses in a WeChat group in a year

Lumberjack for Leisure v Dirty Dogs July 2 I’ve just remembered through the haze that Fling whispered seductively in my ear while standing at slip “Would you do me the honor of writing the lumberjack?”

WHAT: Bashers v. Cheaters WHEN: Recently/the other day WHO: …Um, I’m gonna say Chirag? WHERE:  Up ya bum WHY: because we’re kunts

The Leisurists arrived at Wellington in dribs and drabs greeted by a damp, heavy outfield and a scattering of devils laying out the boundary rope with little apparent enthusiasm. 

THE LEISVRE VII MET NICE AND EARLY AT CAGES FOR A VII.XXX BVS DEPARTVRE. WITH CCCXXVII & CCCLXXIII GOING DIRECT, CCXIX AND CCCXXVI M.I.A. THE CALL WAS MADE BY CAPT CCCIV TO BVGGER OFF WITHOUT THEM.