Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Saturday Friendly Canceled
A Saturday (July 23rd) morning friendly against a combination Hot Dogs team has been mooted, approved and organized. Anyone from the Club wishing to play please register your interest below.
Bashers Pleasure vs Leopards-Sun 17th July 2011
Bugs started the game in inspired form, winning the toss, and winning the discussion about whether to play from 2 ends or 1.
Pleasure, Leisure July 24 Games Postponed, Business @ Dulwich at 12:45
9:00am Business vs Pudong, Dulwich NOW 12.45PM
1.30pm Pleasure vs Devils Digital, SRFC Far
2.30pm Leisure vs Pudong Power, Dulwich
August – A Month on Mourning…
BREAKING NEWS from SmartShanghai
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Dragon Club is Slayed
My friends, you might want to be sitting down for this. 'Tis a crushing blow for decency and morality everywhere. Dragon Club, after hours club of myth and fable, will be closing its doors permanently at the end of this month. Apparently, the restaurant portion of that enterprise, Colabo will be asuming the space, and just like that, with a puff of sulfur smoke, Dragon Club will cease to exist.
July 17th Squads
Business and Pleasure squads for July 17th.
Business bus leaves The Camel at 10.30am sharp (Sinbad), Pleasure bus at 11.45am. Please let us know how you're going to the ground.
Bashers vs Kakadu – Tonight
Tonight!
This challenge comes in the form of the Bashers vs Food! The wonderful crew at Kakadu are laying on a special BBQ evening just for the Bashers on Wednesday 20th July (next week).
Basher on Basher Saturday Morning Challenge Cup – Pleasure vs Leisure
NEWS FLASH ------- UPDATE ----------- NEWS FLASH!!!!!
So the Pusher has pulled some strings and bunged some brown envelops stuffed full cash around at the SRFC and a Saturday morning slot has become available. Again please repost below for a Saturday AM run about.
Thursday Training
Thursday training back at San He Hua Yuan, 123 Yanping Road (btw Xinzha and Wuding Roads).
It appears Latex doesn't have enough guanxi to allow to destroy the pristine Arcadia complex as we have apparently been doing in the past. So it's back to San He.
Match Report: Leisure v Devils DUI, 10 July 2011
So Stiffy's working hand had come off second best against a far more sober wall, and he was well and truly out. (What is it with these insurance agents? Parrot could explode any minute and make the trifecta.) Under the Leisure by-laws, 12th man Pusher then got into the squad as captain, a position he was to lose, regain and lose before a ball was bowled at the balmy Dulwich ground.
Pleasure Report: July 10
Well, it all started well, the weather had cooled from last week, all Bashers were at the Camel at midday ready for the game. The bus ride included the usual talk, tactics, ass-less chaps and slating Vettel and Nadal for being better sportsmen than us!
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