Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Training – WEDNESDAY
Courts are pre-booked again this Thursday by some evil San He residents. Best we can do is Wednesday, 6pm - 8pm.
BINGO!! Back at The Camel Tomorrow Night!
Thats correct Bashers your second favorite game is back on tomorrow from 8pm, fun for the whole family.
August 28th matches
DPR Hot Dogs vs Leisure
When: Sun, August 28, 9:00am – 12:15pm
Where: SRFC Near
Pleasure vs Devils Doosra
Pleasure Lumberjack: Bashers “Swoop” of a Day…
Arriving at the SRFC with Tiny by an alternative transport than the early bus, the Pleasure boys were already at the ground and going through the usual preparation for the big game smoking, eating, scratching private areas and talking about the vague memory of the night before.
Pleasure Squad for Sunday
1:30 game at SRFC Near versus DPR Hot Dogs.
Bus departs Camel at 11:45, let us know if you'll go straight to the ground.
Business vs Pudong Lumberjack, Aug 14th
Half the team met at the Camel with the usual late arrivals, and the other half at the ground with the usual late arrivals. All honourably fined later. The Camel was encircled in rain however hopes were high that the threatening weather would stay clear from the pitch so there was no repeat of last weeks draw. This was a game the Business boys needed to win to stay in the hunt for a semis birth. Considering no one really wants to know about occurrences at the Camel or cares about the usual debate and banter on the bus, let's get straight into the game.
SCC Names Dragons and Pirates Squads for HKCC Matches
The SCC has posted the Dragons and Pirates Squads for the Interport matches on Saturday and Sunday against the Hong Kong Cricket Club.
Training Replacement – X Club Laser Quest
Ok, it sounds like some sort of S & M club that The Korean would be found in but it actually looks like good clean fun.
No Training this week
Some scoundrel booked the courts from 7pm - 8pm. For tennis of all bloody things. An hour is worthless for training, doubly so given that most turn up at 6.30 anyway! On top of that it'll probably rain so training is pre-emptively cancelled.
Leisure Lumberjack.
The day started well, with everyone on time for the bus except for Puberty and Sharapova and Shears and Parrot.
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