Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Leisure Videos
Thanks to Dags and the power of the internet - the two videos premiered at the End of Season Awards Dinner are now also available online. So if you were too loose to remember them, were dropping some kids home, or getting some gay nip 'n' tuck action at the local hospital, you can watch them here:
Swahilis Suzhou Stagdo
Saturday 17th Nov, I will be having my China stag party in Suzhou and all Bashers (except Geishas) are invited. This will kick off with a dinner at a bar, then KTV and then a pub crawl to trash Suzhou (the order of this is not confirmed).
Yongkang Lu Pub Golf Saturday Nov 10th!!!
Pub Golf- GET AMONGST IT!!! This is in preparation for THE BASHERS PUB CRAWL!!!
Indoor League Round 2 – 4 players needed
So far we have the following confirmed. Please can you let me know if you can make it, we need 4 more players.
THE ITALIAN JOB – THE CHALLENGE.
COME AND GET IT
The Bashers Golf Masters 2012
So the team is set for this awesome event but that doesn't mean you cant get involved. You can come out and support, 400rmb gets you all the food and drink for the day as well as access to golf karts to take you round the course so your chirping can be as efficient as posible. Please let us know below if you want to come along.
NFORCE Indoor League Round 1- Teams
We need 2 more players for this Sundays games. If you told me you were going to play last night I have forgotten! Please add your name in the comments.
SCC 6s FLASHBACK
Since it's the Xiamen 666s weekend - it's also a good time to remember the SCC 6s... So click the link to download the clip (24MB)...
2013 Bashers Committee Nominations
Gents
As part of the Annual General Meeting next Friday we need to have nominations for all committee positions, if you are interested and have time to serve your club then please nominate yourself for one of the following positions.
SCC AGM and Awards night
Heres a map for the venue tonight. Now theres no reason to get lost.
Please can you confirm if you will be attending this fridays event. The other teams have confirmed good numbers so the Bashers need to ensure we are representing.
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