Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Social Sixes Lumberjack, 1 December 2013
Bashers 112 vs Hot Dogs 57
The Bashers Social Sixes continued their winning form, with a strong performance against the Hot Dogs, to go to the top of the league table! So thanks to Long Dong who stood in as skipper, and the Bashers who turned up to play (especially those who doubled up for the Mongrels). I've had to report solely from the game data provided by Filthy, so please excuse the lack of detail!
Bashers CC indoor shirts
The long awaited Bashers CC indoor shirt is finally taking shape. We will NOT be buying these in bulk so if you want one please post below with the size you want. I need you to confirm your order by Wednesday if possible.
[Cricket Comedy] Don’t forget the names of fielding positions over the winter!
Just a little humour now that we're going into the Indoor Season for Shanghai cricket.
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Lumberjack Report – Guangzhou 6s 2013
2013 Guangzhou 6s Lumberjack report
For various reasons, the final 8 that went to Guangzhou fluctuated until the following people actually boarded (much delayed) flights to the warmer climate in GZ. They were
Bashers Social Sixes Match Report, 24 November
Bashers Social Sixes 137 vs NCA Academy 81
It was a miserable Shanghai day as four bashers (S.S., Tank, Sick Note, and Post-Op) assembled at the Camel at high noon. Spanner and the Gear were there to provide moral support before we left while watching the boxing. The taxi ride out was relatively calm as Sick Note called "shotgun" and directed the taxi driver admirably, that is, until the driver played chicken with a truck in the lane leading up to the Arena. We managed to arrive in time, and joined Long Dong in surveying our opponents warm up. Paps arrived just in time, after a flurry of messages and phone calls (claiming that he drove this way or that way or wasn't used to this particular route).
Let’s clown around for Latex’s birthday!
Dust off your unicycle. It's time to juggle, guzzle, and swing from a trapeze... or chandelier.
Indoor Cricket – Players needed for Sunday
This season the Bashers are entered in the social six-aside Sunday Indoor league. We have our first game this weekend, but with the tour to Guangzhou and a few others away we are still trying to fill the roster. The game starts at 1pm at Nforce Arena in Pudong. If you want to play, sign up below.
Sign up NOW for indoor cricket
Please get on the blog and show your availability for indoor as soon as possible (we need to confirm which league(s) we enter).
Leisure Squad for the Final
Players and supporters who want to take the bus should be at the Camel at 7am. Those who are going directly to Dulwich should be there at 8 (the game will start between 8.30 and 9, depending when we can get onto the ground.
Awards Nominations 2013
We've got a couple of extra weeks this year but there is much to be done.
You have of course all marked your calendars for November 22nd. The Final Fines is always a massive night and all but compulsory for all Bashers and Geishas.
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