Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Indoor & Training Shirts
Get yourself into the season's hottest couture.
Caledonian Cup 2014
For those golfers amongst the Bashers, we have been invited to enter a team (of 12), or some keen individuals to join another team, in the Caledonian Cup 2014.
Gaelic Football Event – 8th March
Gents,
Further to Shoes' post earlier.
Please reply below to let me know if you are interested in playing in this event?
Bashers Social Sixes Lumberjack, 16 Feb ’14
Bashers Social Sixes looking sharp in the new team shirts
Any Bashers interested in joining the Hot Dogs Tour to Malaysia?
The Hot Dogs are going to Malaysia over Chinese New Year for a tour with 3 matches, including a day-night game at an international stadium. They only have 9 players booked in at the moment, so any Bashers interested in joining should contact Andy Steel at msg4andy@yahoo.co.uk asap.
Bashers Social Sixes Lumberjack, 12 Jan
Bashers Social Sixes 87 vs Pudong Power 64
Batting 1: Shitshoes (22) & Post-Op (18): 40 runs
How do we get this guy to Shanghai? A Basher in the making … ?
307 from just 115 balls including 27 towering sixes... in a 50 over game. Can we find this guy some work in Shanghai please, and recruit for the Bashers!?
The Dazzlers are heading home
It is with heavy bat that my first post is of our departure. Mrs Dazzler, Mini Dazzler and myself are heading back to NZ to live permanently as well. Blame Shanghai's weather. No date is set at this stage but it's likely to be in the next few months, once we have released our apartment. Thus your help is needed.
Bashers Social Sixes Lumberjack, 15 December
Shitshoes, Dags, Satchel, Mayank (Satchel's Dad), Birdshit, and Paps/Dot (Dot let Paps bat for him before he showed up) assembled at the Arena (at the last possible moment) for the final two matches of the year for the Bashers Social Sixes. Dags was able to award Satchel with his Leisure Bowler of the Year Award - congratulations to Satchel!
Bashers Social Sixes Lumberjack, 8 December
BASHERS 73 vs HOT DOGS 48
Another win for the Bashers Social Sixes against our old rivals the Hot Dogs, to make it three wins in a row (out of three games played) in the indoor league.
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