Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Teams for the Weekend
Bashers A vs Pudong A
Bus leaves the Camel at 8am on Saturday, and the game starts at 9am.
Bashers Sweepstakes Prizes
It's business time in the World Cup and now is the time to lock in the prizes. The final match will determine the first and second place prizes!
Bashers Teams for the Weekend
Bashers B vs Hot Dogs B
Saturday 9am (Bus leaves Camel at 8am)
1. Post-op (c)
2. Paps
3. Tiny
Haiku of dross. Bashers “Stupid” lose to Leopards
This is a team lumberjack. Written by a losing team. Yes, lumberjacks should be written when we lose too. Don't remember how it came about exactly but each of the 12 have been tasked with writing a haiku to sum up a day when all but one Basher had their worst performance of the season on the same day.
Bashers Teams for the Weekend
Bashers A vs Daredevils A, Saturday 9am at SCSC (Camel Bus at 8am)
1. Shandy (c)
2. Stats
3. Scoop
Business vs Daredevils Lumberjack
Take note Bashers - this is how to write a lumberjack.
Mid-Summer T20 Squads
There is some flexibility in these squads, as only about 10 Bashers replied to the recent Broadcast. The rules also allow 2 players in each XI from the other squad, but this will be used sparingly.
Business Squad
The Business squad for Sunday is:
Phil Childs
Kevin Wright
Duncan Cockburn
Ollie Austin*
Pleasure Squad
Here are the 12 most awesome representing Pleasure this weekend against the Leopards. Cheers to all that put their name down, make sure your phones are on over the weekend. It looks like rain, but last time it was 100% chance of rain, it didn't, so be ready to go Sunday...and who doesn't like it when it's moist???"
Lumberjack: Business v K2, June 15 2014
Business played K2 for the second time this season, hoping to perform much better than the first time. There was a new Basher (Scoop) and a number of players stepping up from D2 including Pleasure captain Swoop and Business debutants Ringer and Hollywood. Sir Dick was also there for his first game in two years as a late replacement for the injured Tubby.
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