Shanghai Cricket ClubParrot's 50th
One of our club stalwarts - Richard "Parrot" Yates - is bringing up a half century this year. If you can't make the celebrations in Cairns next month, then post something below, or message me directly.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Today
Friday 5 December
Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
Saturday 13 June
Bashers Ashes June 2026
Basher on Bashers, mate against mate, warm beers on a moderately warm afternoon with an overcast sky... Welcome drinks on Friday, 11 UK Bashers against 11 Visitors T20 on the Saturday, Long lunch on the Sunday.
Business Squad
Business vs Hot Dogs, 12 noon (bus leaving at 10am sharp).
1. Stats (c)
2. Paps
3. Shitshoes
The Italian Job 2014 – Tour Report
1. The Welcome Drinks
After a few days acclimatizing at Lake Como, Shitshoes and the Spectator rocked up to Fiorenzuola to meet the Jaguar and Massimo at the hotel in the historic pedestrian part of town. Jaguar led the way to the "shittiest pub in town" to get things started.
Report: Pleasure vs Hot Dogs
Everything was focused towards the day’s game. Victory would mean a spot in the final against the Devils and a shot at the Prize.
Shanghai Tennis Masters Semifinal / final Private Box
Some of you may have heard that Omega has a private box for this years Tennis Masters .
This is true , and I will be giving 4 lucky bashers the chance to enjoy a day on the turps with some excellent VIP seats - the only condition is the lucky 4 take the day off and use the seats for the whole day .
Pleasure Semifinal Squad
Bashers Pleasure Squad to take on Hot Dogs, 12 noon (bus at 10.15am)
Swoop (c)
Korean (wk)
Leisure Squad
Bashers Leisure to take on Dulwich at 8.30am Sunday (bus at 7.15am). We still need an 11th Basher to put their hand up, so make yourself available if at all possible!
Pleasure Lumberjack, 24 August
Pleasure vs Pudong, 24 August
The morning dawned bright and clear, with that certain flavour of humidity that brings Shanghai to life. It didn't wake up Tantric, or answer his phone, but Bullet was on time (although on the wrong day) to step into the XI.
Weekend Teams, 1st Draft
We are still short on both days, and it looks likely some Pleasure will need to double up on Sunday. If you're not on the list, but keen, then post below and if you know anyone who might be keen, invite them as well.
Cricket is Back in America
I guess The Atlantic got wind of all the Bashers who have recently relocated to the States; cricket is apparently undergoing a quiet resurgence in the U.S. this summer.
Weekend Teams
Business vs Daredevils, 8.30am Saturday (7.15am bus)
1 Stats
2 Paps
3 Poppy
4 A Trois
5 Leppa
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