Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Pleasure Team for 17 May
Thanks to everyone who made themselves available. We're up against a good Devils side, so good luck for Sunday!
Business vs K2, 10 May 2015
Business vs K2 Lumberjack
The Business were in action vs K2 on Sunday, attempting to gather and reform what was left of their rectums after the unforgettable, un-consensual 389ing they received 2 weeks prior. Whites donned, rape whistles in-hand; the Business had a few changes in personnel (victims of 389 update: some still in rehab, others developed agoraphobia, one man found shivering in bed only able to mutter “Jonti”), and things were looking positive after captain Paps won the toss!
Leisure Lumberjack, 10 May
Leisure vs Daredevils
Well what can be said about the Leisure’s performance on Sunday, that hasn’t been said already? About 500 words apparently.
Weekend Teams
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Leisure vs Daredevils at 8.30am (bus at 7.30am)
SCC Pirates vs China Girls Lumberjack, 3 May
The Pirates is the more "social" representative team of the Shanghai Cricket Club, made up of a mixture from all the member clubs. The match was hastily arranged mid-week, and so the team was made up of Bashers, Hot Dogs and Pudong players, mostly from D2 and D3.
SCC Pirates vs China Women
GAME: SCC Pirates vs China Women (25 over match with lunch break)
WHEN: Sunday 10.30am, 3 May 2015
The Devil’s Dungeon, Business Lumberjack, 26 April (Rated S for Shrek)
The Devil’s Dungeon: A Tale of Kinky Cricket
The Bashers Business had no idea what was about to happen to them. Not an inkling that they were about to be subjected to the most sadistic and probing of their games ever endured by a cricketing team.
Umpire Volunteers
We all love to play, but we don't often think about the neutral umpires for our D1 and D2 games. The Bashers already contribute to the SCC in other areas, but it seems few Bashers are volunteering to umpire games.
Business Team for Sunday
Business vs Daredevils, 12.30pm Sunday afternoon at Wellington (11.30am bus from the Camel)
1. Cassius
Custom your Baggy Blue!
How do you custom your Baggy Blue (or any other Bashers kit)?
First off get to the right place - Shop 405, 7F, Tower around the back of the Fabric Market (nearby our Tailor). See the map:
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