Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Pleasure Team for Sunday 2nd August at SCSC
Pleasure vs Daredevils at 1.30pm, 2 August, at SCSC Far Field
Team:
1. Truffles
2. Tinder
Bashers RWC Jersey – Orders Now Closed
Update: Thanks to everyone who placed an order, we have enough for 2 rugby teams and a couple of subs! The production time is about 2 weeks, so we'll get them quickly.
Sweet and Sour V.I.P.
The Bashers have been invited to be V.I.P.s at Sweet & Sour (James from Kakadu's new restaurant) for the month of July. That means 50% discount on your bill on proof you're a Basher (for up to 6 people).
Sneak Peak at T20 Squads…
The SCC will launch a final draft on Wednesday, but here's a sneak peak at the SCC T20 League squads. We've got plenty of Bashers involved, including 2 of the skippers!
Triple Header Teams for the Weekend
Pleasure vs Pudong at Wellington, 1.00pm (Bus from the Camel at 11.30am)
1. Swoop (c)
2. Korean (wk)
Pleasure vs Dirty Doggies, 27 June 2015
Bashers Pleasure vs Hot Dogs, 27.06.2015
Rain was forecast, and rain was duly delivered. With Trucks not allowed out in the rain thanks to a nasty vaginal infection, Truffles was called upon to fill the void. However, he was now out shopping as he had forgotten party poppers for his BBQ, so instead chose the role of party pooper. With only an hours notice, Bullet valiantly stepped up to ensure the Bashers would go into battle at full strength.
Bashers AFL Jumper – Another Order?
Second Order:
The first order of these fine garments arrived to a positive reception at last night's drinks. Shrek and T-bag are keen to get another order going, and to do that we need a minimum order size of 15 (so 13 more).
Weekend Teams for Pleasure and Business
Bashers Pleasure vs Hot Dogs, 1pm at Wellington College (Bus from Puxi Camel at 11.30am)
1. Swoop (c)
Lumberjack – Suzhou Sixes, 21st June 2015
Suzhou Sixes, 21 June 2015
With SS out of action, due to too much wizard tea the night before, Tucker stepped up to skipper the side. Someone won the toss then we bowled first. A few last checks on the rules (no LBWs, basically no wides either) then we were off into...
Suzhou Sixes Final Commentary
Sharapova and Pope are on lumberjack duties for the tour, but here is the audio pieced together from the wechat group.
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