Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session š»"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap š"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Teams for this weekend!
The teams for this weekend's triple header are as follows:
Pleasure - Saturday @ Wellington 1pm (Bus to leave from The Camel at 12pm)
BASHERS VS HOTDOGS
Bashers Leisure Vs. Hot Dogs on LAST SUNDAY
(I may of fucked up names in this LUMBER JACK. If you find an error, imagine its not there)
Teams for Sunday 10th
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The teams for this weekend's doggie double are as follows:
Bashers Leisure vs Daredevils 03 April 2016 – Lumberjack
Wooo, the cricket season has started and the omens for the season are already good as the rain has relented and a prozzie tries to give injured captain Truffles and quick fluffing while he waits in line at the seven eleven for fags. She mustāve seen his hand was injured and that he might need some assistance.
Teams for Sunday 3rd
Teams for the games on Sunday against the Daredevils are posted below. Full of new Bashers and excited to start the season! Two 12 man squads where 12th man will be decided atĀ the ground.
Bashers All Time Drinking XI
Who do you want in your drinking team?
SCC Pirates vs Tongji University Lumberjack
Last week a pre-season fixture against the Tongji University side was hastily arranged, and in the rush four Bashers were selected: Shit Shoes, Skid Row, Ian TBC Staz, and Bullet. The Bashers also moved their nets to the same venue to show a bit of support on the sidelines (and bring an esky - thanks Truffles).
Gaelic Football Lumberjack
On a blazing hot March Saturday the Bashers took to the field to take part in the annual Gaelic Football tournament for beginners.
2016 Registration
This year the SCC are moving into theĀ technological era. We are using an online website called CricHQ to log and keep records of all the games this season. To begin with everyone needs to create a Bashers profile at:
T20 World Cup 2016 Sweepstakes
Oman - Swoop
Hong Kong - Birdshit
Netherlands - Japseye
Scotland - Korean
Afghanistan - Sharapova
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