Shanghai Cricket Club
Ashes with the Bashers
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"
Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Cracker "342 Cracker (XL) 500 Batman (XXXL) Snuggles would like one if we can do a ladies' cut"- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
- Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"
- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Bleeding in the Rain (Business vs Pudong)
"70 percent!"
"Mine says 100!"
"90 for me!"
The Bashers are on the bus and desperately seeking captain Cassius' approval for the title of "Owner of the most accurate weather app" - Swoop narrowly missing out with his bold claim of "I am absolutely certain that it will not rain today".
Team for Sunday’s business game
The team for this Sunday's business game is:
Cassius
Square Root
Lunchcutter
Fruitbox
Teams for Sunday 8th
[forecast where="Shanghai, Shanghai China" when="2016-05-08" align="none"]
The teams for this weekend are as follows:
The number of the Dong
Swoop shows off his inner rock god in the pre-match photo
Pleasure and Rain
Some things are better when wet; beer, sails, vaginas, but not necessarily cricket.
Bashers Leisure v Pudong 24 Apr Lumberjack
Leisure took on Pudong, our great rivals in D3. The morning started off disapointingly for Truffles as he trundled down to The Camel a few minutes early to meet his Sunday morning fluffer out on the front steps but alas this week there was no pre-game warm up and we all hoped the day would improve from there.
Teams for this weekend!
The teams for this weekend's triple header are as follows:
Pleasure - Saturday @ Wellington 1pm (Bus to leave from The Camel at 12pm)
BASHERS VS HOTDOGS
Bashers Leisure Vs. Hot Dogs on LAST SUNDAY
(I may of fucked up names in this LUMBER JACK. If you find an error, imagine its not there)
Teams for Sunday 10th
[forecast where="Shanghai, Shanghai China" when="2016-04-10" align="none"]
The teams for this weekend's doggie double are as follows:
Bashers Leisure vs Daredevils 03 April 2016 – Lumberjack
Wooo, the cricket season has started and the omens for the season are already good as the rain has relented and a prozzie tries to give injured captain Truffles and quick fluffing while he waits in line at the seven eleven for fags. She must’ve seen his hand was injured and that he might need some assistance.
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