Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
SPONSOR EVENT – Justbeer.cn 1st Year Party
SPONSORED LINK - Guys, for all those still in Shanghai on the weekend, try to get to this. It will be massive!
Twenty20 Game: Saturday 7th June 3:30 PM v Fudan
Dear Bashers faithful
We are up against FUDAN UNI tomorrow at 3:30PM. Lets all meet at the Boo round 2 to get out there for game time.
Sport, if only there was time for cricket
Just played Gold, Darts and Tennnis in 24hrs. Got to go for the qinella in a game of cricket within the week. Visited our sponsor "The Shed" better known as Just beer for the first time today, must say that I was inmpressed at how drunk on good beer you can get between 2-4 pm on a Wed afternoon. Good Job.
Loosening Up
Apparently this pie bloke starts working the suds on the way out, turns in a couple of tight ones to ease the wide fears of cap'n Loooose, slips down a few coldies, carefully deflects a Della straight one with a left leg placed between the middle stump and the umpire's head, has a brief but violent moment of memory loss after a couple of Bamboo quieties, and wakes up from oblivion with Andre in his face saying "We'll need to tell your wife about this."
Kooka Pies Are Famous!
It's official - our very own Paul "Comăneci" Howard makes good in the big bad world of Chinese business
Rehearsal
Again Tonight at the usual spot  - all welcome
Possibly drinks somewhere after - if we happen to be thirsty.
Sunil Gavaskar 6’s
For the 8 brave & hardy souls, here are the details of this (victorious) 6's tournament:
The Dream is Over…. [at least till next game]
ALAS, the dream is over for the Twenty20 Bashers squad, for we, have been [flogged by a girl getting a hat-trick against us] narrowly defeated! BOOOOOO! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Bashers Game Report [Twenty 20] – May 25th v Hotdogs
After a 5 week hibernation, the Bashers Twenty 20 side pounced like a hungry Javan Rhinoceros on the hapless Hotdogs to claim a well deserved 1 run victory. Having been forced to bat as a result of a last minute schedule change by the Anti Basher, Loosey Deano and Professor Thomas strutted to the middle of the BISS field amid cheers from Bashers faithful [1 - Hamish] and a few jeers [Hotdog supporters: yes; all 3 of them].
One Month On
Bashers and Fans of Bashers,
It's been a month now since Basher's day and the soft launch of this blog. It's been a little less time since it's wider release to the world. We'd like to check up on it's health and usefulness with some sort of informal survey. If you're at all likely to be coming here again please register using the link in the sidebar (under "Meta" and then respond in the comments. If you're just randomly stumbling about the inter-tubes and accidented upon this site after googling "cricket and beer" we'd also appreciate you taking the time to give us your thoughts Here's what we'd like to know;
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