Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Broadcast Episode One
The pilot if you like
featuring Hammertime, Birdshit and Kasem with special guests Shrek (from Sydney), Loosie (from under the thumb) and Cranky (from an SCC meeting in a brothel somewhere)
Ode To XCIII
There Once Was A Basher Called Thomas
Through Beer Goggles, Quite The Adonis
A Distinguished Sort Of Chap
Richie’s Sporting Declaration
Sad news for cricket
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I wonder what "other things" means. Perhaps we can get him to host the next quiz night...
Farewell party for the Jabber
Bashers,
The Jabber has been Credit-Jabbed!
The Global Credit Crunch continues to have a particularly profound effect on the Bashers.
Registering & Subscribing
IMPORTANT FOR ALL BASHERS!
Please take a few minutes to read the following - it should be quick and painless, promise.
The Professor is really leaving
But before he goes he leaves us with what we do not know. he is ruthless and he is basher to the core. thank you Mister The Prof. Black friday  and it rained. Trans-tasman tension is peaked but who knows more useless info, that's what we really want to know. here is the raw data. thank you all. and apart from  that 2320RMB for the badly burnt Victorians. Good Job Bashers. You give meaning.
SCC AGM 2008/09
This just in from the Shanghai Cricket Club:
Please reply below...
SCC 2008/09 AGM & Awards Ceremony – presented by Santa Fe Relocation ServicesÂ
Some changes around here
It's a new year so why not a new look?
As you have probably noticed the blog has had a new coat of paint applied and a couple of other little features added. There's some more to come and a few loose ends to tidy up when time allows. For now let me know of any issues you notice with the functionality of the site or if anything just looks out of whack. Suggestions also welcome.
Thinking Ahead
What are the prospects for the league boys this year under a new skipper?
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Where Will The Bashers League Side Finish In 2009?
At The Top (20%, 5 Votes)
A Comfortable Second (32%, 8 Votes)
A Record Third (20%, 5 Votes)
Duh! Most Consistent Team In Shanghai (28%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 25
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The Prof’s Final Exam
As mentioned elsewhere here comes a great opportunity to get out from under the blankie and down to the Sticky Wicket bar at the bamboo for the final Hadlee Chappel match at the Gabba followed by your opportunity to make use of all that time spend on Wikipedia.
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